The Trader Joe's Marketing Dept is setting the bar high. They really are top shelf, and the food's not bad either. imgur.com/iZqfimZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
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Unexpected at Trader Joe’s v.redd.it/2s140ynhj6901
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dbgross01
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Trader Joe's bringing it home i.reddituploads.com/ee7fd…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyFuton
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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Trader Joe's doin it right
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottsimsa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2013
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They have brandy filled chocolates at Trader Joe's.

I brought a box of brandy chocolates to my parents' Christmas party. My dad patted me on the back and said, "Brandy? You're a fine girl."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squeakybucket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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A guacamole is 6.0221414x10^23 guacas.

This is also known as... Avocado's Number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkchop_d_clown
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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I recently put my cat on a vegan diet...

...she eats around two or three people a day. Im going to have to look for a new Trader Joe's in my area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0blivionSoul
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Got my friend good yesterday

She was talking about having guacamole for the super bowl and we were talking about going to trader joe's.

Me: Trader Joe's has some pretty good guac that we could pick up.

Her: No way, I make my own. I'm in search of perfection.

Me: So you not only talk the talk, you also guac the guac?

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Haunted liquor store

So my fiancΓ©e and I were at Trader Joe’s, and there was a window you could see through into their liquor store. I turned to her while we were in line to check out and said:

Me: β€œI’m pretty sure that store is haunted.” FiancΓ©e: β€œWhat makes you say that?” M: β€œTheir sign says they have Spirits.β€œ

She let out the biggest groan of disgust while I teared up.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Unplanned dadjoke from heavy-set, African-American man.

My XL-wearing half-black friend and I were in Trader Joe's when I started being excited about this huge pound block of chocolate.

When I asked him why he wasn't excited, he replied, "I guess I'm just not a big chocolate guy."

I laughed for about an hour at his complete genius.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2014
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My college professor today

Prof "When you step into a Trader Joe's how do you know it's not a Frys?" Stu: "the atmosphere" Prof: "and if they opened a trader Joe's on the moon they wouldn't have that atmosphere"

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