Those were Goodyears.
Her- "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"
Me- "Inflation"
It was a treadful, deflating experience which left me feeling flat and tired.
I have 4 Goodyear tires with almost no tread. Make offer.
Dad: I dunno, I'm kinda tired
Bro: Yeah, I don't think I could handle that right now
Dad: I think we've already spoken about this
Bro: Give me a brake, dad
Dad: What, you can't keep the chain of puns going?
Bro: I can kick it into a higher gear
Dad: I might have to reflect on your puns for a minute
Bro: As long as you don't tread over any of my good ones
Dad: Wheel see how long you can keep this up
Me: Hey, I like...bikes
Dad: ಠ_ಠ
Bro: ಠ_ಠ
Mom: ◔_◔
My dad's tires were recalled for losing tread and exploding. Due to my recent business law class I informed him that if he didn't take them in for a replacement, and they blew up, he would be liable. He said he knew the term for this type of liability:
....A pop-tort
