An Entire Elephant
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I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
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📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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A Goodyear or two
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I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire.

Those were Goodyears.

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👤︎ u/JaceAltair
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Got my wife today while airing up a tire

Her- "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"

Me- "Inflation"

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My car got a flat while I was driving today...

It was a treadful, deflating experience which left me feeling flat and tired.

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📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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Bald Eagles for sale.

I have 4 Goodyear tires with almost no tread. Make offer.

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📅︎ Jul 22 2018
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My mom suggested to my dad and brother that they go on a bike ride...

Dad: I dunno, I'm kinda tired

Bro: Yeah, I don't think I could handle that right now

Dad: I think we've already spoken about this

Bro: Give me a brake, dad

Dad: What, you can't keep the chain of puns going?

Bro: I can kick it into a higher gear

Dad: I might have to reflect on your puns for a minute

Bro: As long as you don't tread over any of my good ones

Dad: Wheel see how long you can keep this up

Me: Hey, I like...bikes

Dad: ಠ_ಠ

Bro: ಠ_ಠ

Mom: ◔_◔

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My dad on his recalled tires...I hope to be him one day.

My dad's tires were recalled for losing tread and exploding. Due to my recent business law class I informed him that if he didn't take them in for a replacement, and they blew up, he would be liable. He said he knew the term for this type of liability:

....A pop-tort

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