What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?
Its axle rose.
What did the vegetarian use to fix his flat tire?
I don't know, asparagus?
How does a farmer fix a flat tire?
With a Cabbage Patch
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
Scooby Do
What’s the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?
A spare I guess
What performance do get out of a Kia with a flat tire?
Sub-Optima
What's the best vegetable to have in your car if you have a flat tire?
Asparagus
Recently I took my family on a road trip, and we got a flat tire. When my daughter got out of the car to help, she almost got hit by a car.
Good thing she wasn't, that trip would've been short-lived.
Wife and I got a flat tire driving back from the farmer’s market
I should have bought asparagus
What do you need when you get a flat tire?
Asparagus
Got a flat tire on my car today. I should have brought...
What's a flat tire's favorite vegetable?
A spare, I guess
I just bought a replacement tire for 20 bucks more than I had paid for the old one which had gone flat.
Damn inflation.
I have a joke about a flat tire
But I'll spare you from it
Oh seems like I've got a flat tire, don't worry I've got a spare in the back
Opens up to reveal two bowling pins
I was starving when I had a flat tire. I thought:
I should have had asparagus.
What vegetable is used for flat tires?
Asparagus.
My wife told me not to joke about her when she frantically called about a flat tire
So I spared her
What did the asparagus say when it got a flat tire?
I should've brought a spare I guess.
"Ugh, I was late to work because my bike had a flat tire"
"Did that leave you feeling deflated?"
I'm not part of the Flat Earth Society, but I'm part of the Flat Tire Society.
You can usually find us on the side of the road.
Did you hear about the guy who had his foot ran over on the highway changing his flat tire?
It was a horrible accident. They even had to call a Tow Truck
FLAT TIRE PUNS quick go!
The pessimist had a flat tire
so he opened the trunk and pulled out despair.
My car got 4 flat tires and I had to replace them all. But after that, now it won't work at all!
I guess I shouldn't have retired it.
What do you give a plant with a flat tire...
A spare I guess
I have a flat tire. I should have bought...
Asparagus
