What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?

Its axle rose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poobutt42069
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What did the vegetarian use to fix his flat tire?

I don't know, asparagus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NecroUknown
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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How does a farmer fix a flat tire?

With a Cabbage Patch

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?

Scooby Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1jet007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What’s the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?

A spare I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What performance do get out of a Kia with a flat tire?

Sub-Optima

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What's the best vegetable to have in your car if you have a flat tire?

Asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDeathtune
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Recently I took my family on a road trip, and we got a flat tire. When my daughter got out of the car to help, she almost got hit by a car.

Good thing she wasn't, that trip would've been short-lived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SPONGEROBERT123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Wife and I got a flat tire driving back from the farmer’s market

I should have bought asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What do you need when you get a flat tire?

Asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andythorn1438
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Flat tire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimmie6295
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Got a flat tire on my car today. I should have brought...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StayWoke11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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What's a flat tire's favorite vegetable?

A spare, I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevehrowe2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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I just bought a replacement tire for 20 bucks more than I had paid for the old one which had gone flat.

Damn inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I have a joke about a flat tire

But I'll spare you from it

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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Oh seems like I've got a flat tire, don't worry I've got a spare in the back

Opens up to reveal two bowling pins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PraiseTheStu00
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I was starving when I had a flat tire. I thought:

I should have had asparagus.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What vegetable is used for flat tires?

Asparagus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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My wife told me not to joke about her when she frantically called about a flat tire

So I spared her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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What did the asparagus say when it got a flat tire?

I should've brought a spare I guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightning25cw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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"Ugh, I was late to work because my bike had a flat tire"

"Did that leave you feeling deflated?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fnord123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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I'm not part of the Flat Earth Society, but I'm part of the Flat Tire Society.

You can usually find us on the side of the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColdOxygen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who had his foot ran over on the highway changing his flat tire?

It was a horrible accident. They even had to call a Tow Truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realdealneal18
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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FLAT TIRE PUNS quick go!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/secondgear
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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A frog got a flat tire

and had to get toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EiEiOuNOTHING
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2016
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The pessimist had a flat tire

so he opened the trunk and pulled out despair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lindleyw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2014
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My car got 4 flat tires and I had to replace them all. But after that, now it won't work at all!

I guess I shouldn't have retired it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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What do you give a plant with a flat tire...

A spare I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NovaArdent3D
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I have a flat tire. I should have bought...

Asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BubbleBoyB
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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