The Tymes Puns

I couldn't hack it.  So i worked in a orange juice factory but I couldn't concentrate.  So i studied to become a doctor but I didn't have the patience.  So I become a tailor but the job never suited me.  So i worked in a shoe shop but I couldn't fit in.  So i became a chef butI never had the tyme.

Honey, can you give me some sage advice on cutting the turkey? B-I-L addition: We'll give you some tyme.....