TYME Puns

A list of puns related to "TYME"

A wise man once told me...

Sage is the best spice

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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Looking for punny D&D NPC names!

So far i’ve got: Robin Banks, Ben Dover, Tera Dachtyl, Brock Lee, Justin Tyme, Hit M Hart, Claire Rigg, Al E Gator, Arty Fishel, Dinah Might, Rea Lystic, Grace Full, Tsui Saidel and Faith Truman

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👤︎ u/Zappertap
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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I wanted to be a lumberjack but...

I couldn't hack it.  So i worked in a orange juice factory but I couldn't concentrate.  So i studied to become a doctor but I didn't have the patience.  So I become a tailor but the job never suited me.  So i worked in a shoe shop but I couldn't fit in.  So i became a chef butI never had the tyme.

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👤︎ u/lookoutnow
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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So what do you call a sad vegetable?

Despairagus!

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👤︎ u/SalvadorSmall
📅︎ Apr 25 2016
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Did you hear about that Italian chef that died?

He pastaway. We cannoli do so much. He ran outta tyme

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👤︎ u/Pasty_Pirate
📅︎ Mar 16 2017
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Spicy thanksgiving dadjoke....and a bonus brother-in-law addition!

Honey, can you give me some sage advice on cutting the turkey? B-I-L addition: We'll give you some tyme.....

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👤︎ u/ja647
📅︎ Nov 28 2014
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