A cop just showed up and arrested our dog!

He had som unpaid barking tickets.

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👤︎ u/GUNGUNM4N
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My friend said. “I am late. I have to go and feed my baby hamsters.”

I said, “ Are you sure your baby would like it?”

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📅︎ Jun 03 2018
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Father in law in the store.

So we're Swedish and this joke only works in Swedish (sorry). We went to buy some food, and the word liver has 2 meanings in Swedish ( lever - live and liver) So I said (pointing at the liver) Liver. He walk up to it and stares at it... And then he says nah looks pretty dead to me...

Sorry probably not so funny for you non sweeds..

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📅︎ Mar 20 2014
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