Sharing my son's wonderful moment!

At Avengers campus in Disneyland watching spiderman fly through the air.

My son: that's acrobatic

Me:. More parkour

My son: don't you mean more par-ker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sinisterduck66
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2021
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Thought of this while I was teaching my little brother about the wonderful world of colors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Global_Warming_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Ever have one of those days where everything is going great, and a nice, warm bowl of soup would just be wonderful… but then you find out that there just aren’t ANY crackers to be found? Not in the cupboard, not in the pantry, nowhere at all?

Definitely one of those days where you’re cracker-lacking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NorCalNavyMike
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2021
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Yes, wonderful things

You know how some ancient tombs have money or valuables buried with their inhabitants? That’s the first cryptocurrency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2021
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My Toyota truck was great, but now it's Wonderful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Picker-Rick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I have a large variety of wonderful fans…

In my fan collection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicWinterWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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It's the most wonderful thyme of the year...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandaWalkWithMe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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If you got married and they didn’t play β€œshe’s some kind of wonderful” at the reception did you really get married?

Can I get a witness?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I finished reading Bon Jovi’s biography and had the wonderful chance to ask him if he actually did the stuff in his biography.

He just shrugged and said it’s my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimilarThought9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Dad jokes are wonderful and here's why:

Why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/212Funny
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What a wonderful audience
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Wonderful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karateema
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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A wonderful bird, the pelican.

His beak can hold more than his bellycan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinotico
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I’m telling my 5yr old about the wonderful world of literature and she says it sounds boring. I responded with

But... it’s lit! Hits the dad dab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I made a meme for all yew wonderful people
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikerpoler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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What a wonderful phrase
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I making a game full of terrible, wonderful, puns. What do you guys think?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JephriB
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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It’s the most wonderful thyme of the year!
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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There are many wonderful moments and beautiful sights when raising a child.

But the sight of your daughter stealing the last piece of chicken is truly breast taking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Tree: Hey, Boulder, what do you think I should be when I grow up? Boulder: You would make a wonderful bedroom furniture set.

Tree: Yes. Yes I wood. Thanks Boulder, you rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.

I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzywaffles84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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son: dad, what's the secret to you and mom being happy? dad:we go out to a romantic dinner at least once a week. son:that's wonderful where do you go? dad:I like italian...I don't know where your mother goes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhcicecream
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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A truck driver at my work told me this wonderful gem

Im not feeling to good. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping.

Eh? Eh??

Yeah you're laughing..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shinateku
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2016
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May 2019 be wonderful for you. And the other eleven months also
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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That pun is wonderful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_called_bob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Pawsitively wonderful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabsofgush620
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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I made a wonderful meal last night, even the clock loved it!

It went back four seconds!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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So a man discovered a new species of flower that smelled wonderful...

...and soon grew and sold thousands to florists around the world. He called the flowers Nomasia, both singular and plural. Soon, almost every field and house had Nomasia.

One day a man was found dead with Nomasia in his hand and a joke written on his shirt. A detective arrived at the scene and instantly saw the pun on the dead man's clothes. "What's that?" he asked an officer nearby. The officer answered, "Oh, that's just a pair o' Nomasia."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sp0yl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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What a wonderful phrase! imgur.com/2CTuJct
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2016
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When people ask my dad how long he's been married he tells them "5 wonderful years!

40 all together."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leopor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2016
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I just watched this wonderful and touching movie about a chef in Northern China.

Set in Northern China, this movie follows the rite of passage of a jaded, aimless Chinese chef who falls in love with a worn out cooking pan that he and his friends once scorned. The two develop a powerful and inspirational relationship in which they discover truths about cooking that take most people a lifetime to learn. It's called A Wok to Remember

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I still remember fondly the first time my Dad took me to a wonderful seafood restaurant.

I’ll never forget it. A great mussel memory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Simply, having, a wonderful Christmas.... imgur.com/xQ8WixJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspiringlondon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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Do you know why international artists can create wonderful nude depictions?

They have studied a broad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coconut_Biscuits
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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x-post from funny: Misspell 'dual monitors' prompts wonderful dad-jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vincentrose88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2013
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What is the key thing to ensure a wonderful, memorable Thanksgiving?

The tur key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/janus10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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There should be a Japanese restaurant that sells weird, but wonderful foods...

They should call it, Studio Nibli.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quillo_Manar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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Overheard this wonderful conversation

An older man and older woman were walking past the art department at my school. They talked about art for a bit, then the woman nudged the man and said "I bet you have an artistic side."

He said "yeah, I can draw flies."

And he waits. They walk a few more paces. "I don't shower very often."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcedBanana
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2015
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It's a Wonderful Dad Joke

Heard this great one from George Bailey.

http://imgur.com/hoSNp3t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikkoE82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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My boss threw this dadjoke at us yesterday. It was wonderful.

Coworker: "oh no, my elbow is numb!"

Boss: "well what about your skull, is your skull still numb?"

Coworker: "My skull? No?"

Boss: "It's not? Because someone around here told me you were a numbskull!"

He proceeded to giggle as he walked away.

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