My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.

His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"

"Or should I spread them apart?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tis-a-pirate
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I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.

I said, "Sure, why not?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ryanooooo
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Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...

You must be from Mars, eh?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/granquist04
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Dentists always ask dumb questions like β€œwhen’s the last time you flossed?”

Like bro you were there!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sandyatk445
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Don't question the context.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoodTastingDad
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Wife (serious question): What is the difference between a date and a prune?

Me: one you get lucky and the other you don't.

She was mad enough to leave the room...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moar-coffee-plz
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The most important question before choosing your future wife ...

Which is witch ?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afarro
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Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.

He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SilverStoneX1
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A cop ran into a drunk driver and asks the question β€œHow high are you?”

The drunk driver responds: β€œNo, its β€˜Hi, how are you?’”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Steph_Curryan
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Two blokes go for a job. Before they can get the job they are asked some questions.

One said to the other i wont get the job i not good at questions. Dont worry said the other i go in first and i will tell you the answers? So he goes in the boss said to him; If i poke you in the left eye what would happen. I would go half blind. If i poke you right eye what would happen. I would go fully blind. Congratulations you have got the job. Send the other candidate in. As the other candidate was going in the he said the answers are Half blind and Fully blind. Thanks mate and goes to see the boss. Right said the boss if i cut your ear off what would happen. I would go half blind. Okay said the boss if i cut your other ear off what would happen. I would go fully blind. The boss looks puzzled and said how do you make that out. He said thats obvious.

My cap would fall over my eyes!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2020
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I have a question for people who take the bus...

Are you supposed to give it back?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Calthropstu
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A man goes to his church to ask the priest a question.

"How much does it cost to get a church-singing group?" the man asks.

The priest replies, "you mean, a choir?"

"Uh, okay, I didn't think that mattered. How much does it cost to acquire a church-singing group?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chairman-mao-ze-dong
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2020
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Where did the question mark go

[removed]

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1kings2214
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Question: How does the insulin organ maximise surface area?

It has a lot of pan-creases.

Sorry.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dunnonauker
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Confucius knew the answers to all of life’s questions.

The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nobida12
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How do the fish police question suspects?

They use the good carp, bad carp method.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Joesdad65
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I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!

It was a relief

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/No_Gray_Area
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The attending neonatal pediatrician was always grumpy and irritated by our questions about our babies...

...to be fair, we were warned by the nurses that he was known to have very little patients.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KW-DadJoker
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Context: Movie in question is the 2004 SpongeBob movie
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/electronicwiz101
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Asking the right questions
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HopefulSwine2
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Being a farmer, my son had lots of questions. One day he asked β€œ why are the cows laying down”

Son, that’s ground beef

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mycorona69
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Customer: I have a question about the menu please.

Server: slaps customer THE MEN I PLEASE ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HIGHxCLASSxHOBO
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I moustache you a question... can you count the puns? youtu.be/VCmtnrMhzA8
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnnydaniell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2020
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Answer the question woman!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jacob_Young6138
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I am asking the last person that was able to ask Regis Philbin a question to please come forward.

I have to know what his final answer was.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir_E_L_Bawks
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Ok babe, I have a question. I'm pretty sure the answer is no...

...but what is the opposite of yes?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/artvandelay440
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The question was: "How do people with extremely long fake nails properly wipe their butts after pooping? Saw someone struggling to type on their phone today with those bad boys"
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LogangYeddu
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To bee, or not to bee? That, is the question.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nilfhiosagam
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The punchline comes before the question.

What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lorde_Farquad
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I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was β€˜in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’

β€˜Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pheebsbrown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2019
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A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. β€œWhat is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.

The native student answers β€œCleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers β€œIt’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2019
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Which Witcher character knows the answers to all quiz questions?

Geralt of Trivia

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/martyalbi22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2019
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What is often at the beginning of a question
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dufffer
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Your mom had to get a tuberculosis test for work. I guess we'll finally have an answer to the age-old question . . .

TB, or not TB?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sweetnourishinggruel
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My 3 year old is constantly asking me questions about the new fish we got

He sure axolotl questions!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alkaline_Acid
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My son got into a fist fight with his music teacher because he wrongly answered a question in his test. When he told me the story I just could say one thing...

"Son, violins is not the answer".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dansowaru
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Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?

It all depends on the conductor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The420Wizard
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Can't answer the question

My wife: I'm not in any kind of state to be answering questions like that! Me: What questions DO they answer in Florida?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the101wanderer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21 2019
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Why does the spicy pepper ask so many questions?

It’s jalapeΓ±o business.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tuckkeys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2019
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(Question/advice) Subway accidentally gave me the wrong sandwich in the drive thru, how do I go about getting a refund without my receipt?

Damn! Wrong sub again!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/silenoz_676
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What did the German math teacher say to the student that got a question wrong?

NEIN!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Babyblu4321
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2019
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The question was what would Disney characters tinder bio be
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RandomPancake13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26 2019
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Customer: β€œI have a question about the menu please?”

Waitress: β€œYou don’t need to know anything about the men I please”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JeremiahB36
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The punchline comes before the question.

What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
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