My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.
His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
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I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
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οΈ Jan 23 2021
Jean-Pierreβs dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...
You must be from Mars, eh?
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οΈ Jan 24 2021
Dentists always ask dumb questions like βwhenβs the last time you flossed?β
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οΈ Dec 26 2020
Don't question the context.
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οΈ Nov 10 2020
Wife (serious question): What is the difference between a date and a prune?
Me: one you get lucky and the other you don't.
She was mad enough to leave the room...
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οΈ Nov 23 2020
The most important question before choosing your future wife ...
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οΈ Dec 11 2020
Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
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οΈ Nov 20 2020
A cop ran into a drunk driver and asks the question βHow high are you?β
The drunk driver responds: βNo, its βHi, how are you?ββ
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οΈ Oct 06 2020
Two blokes go for a job. Before they can get the job they are asked some questions.
One said to the other i wont get the job i not good at questions.
Dont worry said the other i go in first and i will tell you the answers?
So he goes in the boss said to him; If i poke you in the left eye what would happen.
I would go half blind.
If i poke you right eye what would happen.
I would go fully blind.
Congratulations you have got the job. Send the other candidate in.
As the other candidate was going in the he said the answers are Half blind and Fully blind.
Thanks mate and goes to see the boss.
Right said the boss if i cut your ear off what would happen.
I would go half blind.
Okay said the boss if i cut your other ear off what would happen.
I would go fully blind.
The boss looks puzzled and said how do you make that out.
He said thats obvious.
My cap would fall over my eyes!!
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οΈ Oct 02 2020
I have a question for people who take the bus...
Are you supposed to give it back?
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οΈ Aug 19 2020
A man goes to his church to ask the priest a question.
"How much does it cost to get a church-singing group?" the man asks.
The priest replies, "you mean, a choir?"
"Uh, okay, I didn't think that mattered. How much does it cost to acquire a church-singing group?"
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οΈ Aug 21 2020
Where did the question mark go
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οΈ Sep 17 2020
Question: How does the insulin organ maximise surface area?
It has a lot of pan-creases.
Sorry.
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οΈ Oct 12 2020
Confucius knew the answers to all of lifeβs questions.
The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.
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οΈ Jun 11 2020
How do the fish police question suspects?
They use the good carp, bad carp method.
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οΈ Sep 12 2020
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
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οΈ Sep 19 2020
The attending neonatal pediatrician was always grumpy and irritated by our questions about our babies...
...to be fair, we were warned by the nurses that he was known to have very little patients.
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οΈ Sep 05 2020
Context: Movie in question is the 2004 SpongeBob movie
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οΈ Jul 14 2020
Asking the right questions
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οΈ Jun 27 2020
Being a farmer, my son had lots of questions. One day he asked β why are the cows laying downβ
Son, thatβs ground beef
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οΈ Aug 23 2020
Customer: I have a question about the menu please.
Server: slaps customer THE MEN I PLEASE ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
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οΈ Jul 09 2020
Answer the question woman!
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οΈ Jun 10 2020
I am asking the last person that was able to ask Regis Philbin a question to please come forward.
I have to know what his final answer was.
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οΈ Jul 26 2020
Ok babe, I have a question. I'm pretty sure the answer is no...
...but what is the opposite of yes?
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οΈ May 24 2020
The question was: "How do people with extremely long fake nails properly wipe their butts after pooping? Saw someone struggling to type on their phone today with those bad boys"
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οΈ Feb 22 2020
To bee, or not to bee? That, is the question.
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οΈ Jul 28 2019
The punchline comes before the question.
What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?
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οΈ Sep 08 2018
I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was βin the event of a fire, what steps would you take?β
βLarge onesβ was apparently the wrong answer.
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οΈ Oct 19 2019
A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. βWhat is the capital of Ohio?β, the teacher asks.
The native student answers βClevelandβ, much to the teacherβs chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers βItβs a bit late, but Gozaimasu!β
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οΈ Dec 20 2019
Which Witcher character knows the answers to all quiz questions?
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οΈ Dec 24 2019
What is often at the beginning of a question
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οΈ Jun 11 2019
Your mom had to get a tuberculosis test for work. I guess we'll finally have an answer to the age-old question . . .
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οΈ Mar 22 2019
My 3 year old is constantly asking me questions about the new fish we got
He sure axolotl questions!
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οΈ May 12 2019
My son got into a fist fight with his music teacher because he wrongly answered a question in his test. When he told me the story I just could say one thing...
"Son, violins is not the answer".
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οΈ Nov 22 2019
Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
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οΈ Oct 28 2019
Can't answer the question
My wife: I'm not in any kind of state to be answering questions like that!
Me: What questions DO they answer in Florida?
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οΈ Dec 21 2019
Why does the spicy pepper ask so many questions?
Itβs jalapeΓ±o business.
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οΈ Nov 16 2019
(Question/advice) Subway accidentally gave me the wrong sandwich in the drive thru, how do I go about getting a refund without my receipt?
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οΈ Aug 31 2016
What did the German math teacher say to the student that got a question wrong?
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οΈ Nov 22 2019
The question was what would Disney characters tinder bio be
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οΈ Jun 26 2019
Customer: βI have a question about the menu please?β
Waitress: βYou donβt need to know anything about the men I pleaseβ
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οΈ Nov 10 2019
The punchline comes before the question.
What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?
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