The Muffins Puns

A list of puns related to "The Muffins"

There are two muffins in an oven, and one muffin says to the other muffin, “Dang! It’s hot in here!”

And the other muffin says, “Oh my God! A talking muffin!”

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👤︎ u/Kevenz
📅︎ Sep 20 2021
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Two muffins ... sitting in the oven...

The first muffin says "Damn! It's hot in here!"

The second muffin looks and says "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

(Being honest here. Not a dad. I'm a mom and my kids hate this joke!! I'll understand completely if y'all do too!)

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👤︎ u/MammaHenn
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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If a muffin goes wrong in the worst possible moment...

Is that a Murphyn?

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👤︎ u/jokterwho
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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2 muffins baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Gosh, it's hot in here". The other replies;

"AAAAHH! TALKING MUFFIN!"

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👤︎ u/jdbsplashum
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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What did the pie say to the muffin upon leaving?

"Good-pie"

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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What did the baker call his son when he baked muffins instead of scones?

Good for muffin

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👤︎ u/UniversalHeatDeath
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin turns to the other and says: "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

The other muffin's jaw drops in shock as it exclaims: "Whoa! A talking muffin!"

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👤︎ u/bike619
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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What is the craziest type of muffin?

Banana nuts!

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👤︎ u/NikitaSultoo
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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There were 2 muffins in the oven

First muffin: man it’s hot in here

Second muffin: holy shit a talking muffin!

Edit for formatting, us dads like a good format

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👤︎ u/jditty24
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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What is the most popular muffin on Sesame Street?

Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo) Banana nut (Doo-doodoo-doo) Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo)

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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What did the muffin say to the other muffin

Since when can do we have the capability to verbally communicate

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👤︎ u/JoshuaJamesworld
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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Two muffins were in the oven.

One turned to the other and said, “is it hot in here?” The other one said, “AAAAAHHHH! TALKING MUFFIN!”

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👤︎ u/SaintClairvoyant
📅︎ Jul 15 2021
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There were two muffins in an oven, and one says to the other “is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?” Then the second one says-

“AAAH! TALKING MUFFIN!!!”

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👤︎ u/PurrfectlyFunny
📅︎ May 09 2021
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Two muffins are baking in the oven...

The first muffin turns to the second and says "Man it sure is hot in here." The second says "AAAHHHHHH a talking muffin!!"

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👤︎ u/NeGuy1
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Gee it's hot in here"

The other one shouted "Wow, a talking muffin"

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers,

“WHOA, a talking muffin!"

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Two muffins were baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other. “Man, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin says

Ahhhh! A Talking Muffin!!!!

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👤︎ u/johndmcc502
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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Two muffins were sitting in the oven.

One of them said; "Gee, it's getting really hot in here"

The other muffin replied; "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

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👤︎ u/XXX-XXX-XXX
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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