The Peach Cobbler
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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In addition to fixing customers shoes, the local cobbler moonlighted as a shoe salesman...

He often found old used shoes in thrift stores and re-soled them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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β€œDon’t touch the blackberry cobbler in the kitchen!”

But that little man continued to make his little stupid berry shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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The local cobbler realized that canvas was a better material to craft shoes out of

His opinion was suede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACoolDude_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What did the cobbler say to get the slavs off his lawn?

Shoe polish

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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What did the cobbler tell his wife when he got a hole in his socks

Darn it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomsk404
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2013
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My family didn't have the appetite for my dessert puns. Please to enjoy!

Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?

Gingersnap


Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?

Snickerdoodle


Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?

Shortbread


Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?

Angel food


Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?

Peach cobbler


Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?

Baked Alaska


Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?

German chocolate


Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?

Lemon bars


Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?

Fondant


Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?

Sherbet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fyrefrog25
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Southern math, from my dad

There was a boy who was the first in his family to go down the mountain to high school. After the first day, his pappy asked him what he learned. B - Well, pa, there's this subject called mathematics. D - OK, say something in mathematics for me. B - Pi r square! D - You won't be going back to high school no more. Everybody knows pie are round. Cobbler are square.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e2e4iweriu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2015
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A guy walks into a bakery

The baker says, "Hello. What can I get you?"

"Yes, I'd like a p-p-p-p cobbler," the guy says while wringing his hands.

The baker looks at him confused, "I'm sorry, what type of cobbler?"

"A p-p-p-p cobbler," the guy says while starting to sweat.

The baker says, "Do you mean a peach cobbler?"

The guy smiles and nods his head, "Yes, that's what I meant. Sorry, I have peach impediment."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elyas_machera
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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I was just trying to talk about getting my shoes repaired

Me: So Dad, looks like I need a new pair of shoes (as I showed him the worn out sole on my current boots)

Dad: I don't know of any shoe repair shops in the area.

Me: There's a cobbler just around the corner from my house, I went in to....

Dad: (before I could finish my sentence) Yea, but it's probably just apple.

Of course, I had to laugh, but then quickly continued the conversation the way I had intended...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GravyTrain6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
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What did the cobbler say to the fly?

Shoe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whirringhide
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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