The Boxer Puns

A list of puns related to "The Boxer"

My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"

I replied, "Depends."

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👤︎ u/Mano_Trueno
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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Who's the best surrealist boxer?

Muhammed Dali

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Wife walked in to the bedroom as I was pulling off my Boxers...

...she said "you love those dogs more than me".

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👤︎ u/tardiusmaximus
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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My dream of becoming the first professional boxer/pirate were crushed....

The boxing commission said my right hook was illegal.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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Did you hear about the boxer that opened a salon?

He called it Bob and Weave.

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👤︎ u/MmmVomit
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you get if you stand all of the boxers in the world in a row?

The punchline

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👤︎ u/TDA_Liamo
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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Why was the boxer fired from his job?

He never punched out

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👤︎ u/uneeq33
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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Why does the boxer fail to tell a single funny joke?

He kept missing his punchlines.

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👤︎ u/Bubble_Cheeks
📅︎ May 21 2020
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My friend, the boxer talked on and on about his fight.

That's what he's talkin', a bout.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 23 2020
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Did you hear about the Indian boxer that defeated his opponents with wordplay?

He was known as Punjab

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👤︎ u/birq
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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Did you hear about the boxer who left a sad farewell for his trainer?

It was a real punch-in-the-gut.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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Did you hear about the new boxer with a disability that prevents him from lifting his arms past his waist?

All his opponents seem to have the upper hand.

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👤︎ u/riffengo
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Why does the boxer never make you laugh?

He's out of punchlines

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👤︎ u/Skellegun
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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A bunch of boxers are waiting in a queue to hit a man in the face

The punchline is in the title

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👤︎ u/Ollieacappella
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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The boxer toy was violently beating down the other toys

He was charged with battery

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👤︎ u/Erikjb12
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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What did the ref say when the boxers showed up late to the match?

It's a bout time.

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👤︎ u/Brzostek
📅︎ May 15 2019
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I didn't like the Sylvester Stallone movies where he was a boxer at first.

It started out Rocky, but now it's a creed I live by.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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After the pro boxer retired, he became a successful exorcist.

He could beat the hell out of anyone!

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👤︎ u/Bubbachukk
📅︎ Jul 15 2018
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Jim Jones was the best boxer in history.

He knocked out 909 people with one punch.

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👤︎ u/Tanglimara
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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Why was the boxer a bad comedian?

He couldn't deliver a punchline.

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👤︎ u/AntidoteYYMBR
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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The scuba diving boxer was an honest man

even when bribed he refused to take a dive.

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👤︎ u/Stroke_n_Smoke
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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I'm starting a band called "The Boxers"

I think we'll have some hits.

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👤︎ u/BradC
📅︎ Aug 09 2017
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Who was the skateboarder's favorite boxer?

Muhammad Ollie

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👤︎ u/dstronghwh
📅︎ Jun 12 2018
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Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight?

They aren't attracted to each other.

(Jokes on you, this was told by a grandma)

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👤︎ u/TheDevilsLaughter
📅︎ Oct 02 2017
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Why was the pirate such a good boxer?

He had a great right hook.

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👤︎ u/pronorwegian1
📅︎ Apr 04 2017
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