A list of puns related to "The Beard"
Because he's made from shaved ice!
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
But it's really growing on me.
I guess heβs just trying to shave faceβ¦
It's called the Santa Clause
To which I said, βI grew it over winter, but Iβm thinking of shaving it off. Only itβs been growing on meβ
He was a bald faced liar.
I said yeah I wasn't crazy about it at first either, but it grew on me.
It will grow on you.
Then it grew on me.
But it grew on me.
But itβs starting to grow on me
He replied with: thanks, I grew it myself.
He got a high five for that.
Daylight SHAVINGS time!
I told her, "Yeah, it's been growing on me."
Me: You know what's similar between you and an old Native American man?
My friend: What?
Me: Apache beard.
He didn't believe in shaving himself for marriage.
He asked for a "to-go tea."
Because it was Apache
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