A list of puns related to "The Baseballs"
He's the pitcher.
He leads the league in Arby eyes.
Cause no matter if they are right or left handed batters, they always hit close to home.
Put me in coach.
Naturally
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
Then it hit me.
Because he ate the bat
They've been hitting everyone with their.bat
Because it took out half the world with one bat
In Baseball, hit and runs are encouraged!
That took a lot of balls.
In baseball, many men chew, but few men smoke. In Chinese martial arts, many men smoke, but fu manchu.
But that's just a ballpark number.
He felt right at home.
The Batican
The Pitcher
It's catching.
Because they were all Wookies.
He's the pitcher.
She’s quite the catch!
It wanted to beat the crowd.
I didn't catch that.
Nice catch.
Just some ballpark figures for you.
(My own joke!)
(Say it slowly) A son of a Pitch-er
elBOw Jackson
It’s really catchy.
Good eye, mate. Good eye...
Batman
Then it hit me.
I'm thinking of pitching it on Dragon's Den.
Because he was around bats all the time.
..who has three strikes.
Then it hit me.
Then it hit me.
And then it hit me!
And then it hit me
Then it hit me
... And then it hit me.
You should listen to it, it's pretty catchy
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