What did the analog clock say to the digital clock?

You're not very handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bust_McNutty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Finding the right analogy is as hard as

...it's as hard as...

It's just really difficult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazydictionary
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What did the analog clock say to the digital clock before the fight?

Are you trying to catch these hands?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiiMMer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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When a medical professional hits you with a dad joke.

My dad is a PA and I was following him through some rounds. He had to do a rectal exam and the second we got out of the exam room he said "I really prefer the digital version of a rectal exam compared to analog"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadideaguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2015
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Double science dad joke

I posted a picture on my facebook of me with an analog multimeter and the leeds across my nipples. The caption read, "Sorry dad, I don't have any potential." My dad responded, "but we get a charge out of you nonetheless."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pallothepenguin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2015
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Finding the right analogy is as hard as...

...as hard as...ummmm....damn...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdificeOrifice
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Sometimes finding the right analogy is as hard as...
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