I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.
He had bad altitude
They said that The Risk was too big.
Me, to my wife: Holy cow! There’s no way this plane has 15,000 people!
They're on air now
Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
There are more aeroplanes at the bottom of the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
My Dad and I were in a restaurant when he pointed to an aeroplane propellor mounted on the wall.
Dad: Do you think it's real?
Me: The propellor? Of course!
Dad: Oh, I thought it was just a prop.
The second woman looks to the first woman and asks what they should do?
"God will save us" she says.
The two women sit there for a while and watch the water continue to rise. Eventually a rescue team in a rubber dinghy turn up.
"Jump on" says the rescuer. The second woman quickly jumps into the dinghy. The first woman looks annoyed and states bluntly that "God will save me". The rescuer shakes his head and drives off.
A few hours go by and the rain begins falling harder and harder. The entire house aside from the roof is submerged.
She hears the sound of a helicopter before she sees it. The helicopter hovers above and throws down a rope ladder.
"Climb up!" Shouts the rescuer.
The woman shakes her head refusing to move "No, god will save me".
The rescuer shakes his head and the helicopter flies off.
Time passes by and the water is now up to the top of the roof. She hears an aeroplane swoop in low overhead, dropping life jackets along the street for anyone left behind.
"No" she shakes her head "God will save me!"
The inevitable happens and after she drowns the storms into heaven upset. "God! Why didn't you save me?"
He looks to her and rolls his eyes. "Well I sent a boat, a helicopter and a life jacket what else do you want me to do?"
Dad was talking to my grandmother over the phone about him going to Texas.
Grandma: Is he going to come back in a ten gallon hat?
Dad: No, he'll come back in an aeroplane.
They said that the Risk was too big.
They said the Risk was too big.
