What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Unemployed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I made a purchase at a second-hand store that added up to $20.16

I complained to the lady that that was last year's price.

She laughed after a few moments of confusion. Was nice to see the smile on her face.

Happy Monday!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2017
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Pun Day tomorrow!

Our country needs a day to honor the art of puns. My friends and I decided that the best way to do this is to have an annual Pun Day. This day always falls on the same Monday in January as MLK Day, and is barrels of fun. (Like monkeys)

So A) I would like to spread the reaches of Pun Day, maybe have others across the nation share it. and B) If you would like to follow my puns tomorrow, add me on snapchat @BillySakmann. Be sure to say you're from Reddit. Thanks and happy punning! I'm going to be spending a lot of thyme in the kitchen tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neonpanda96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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