The Addiction Puns

A list of puns related to "The Addiction"

what’s the worst thing about having an apple addiction?

you can’t see a doctor about it

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👤︎ u/chickenman2359
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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what did the doctor say to the man with the social media addiction?

I am very sorry sir, I am afraid your condition is not tweetable....

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👤︎ u/Eluchel
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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Why do so many people break off addictions the day after Thanksgiving?

There's a lot of cold turkey to go around.

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👤︎ u/ToastGhost18
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.

I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.

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👤︎ u/spitmonkeyx
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...

... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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I used to have an addiction to the hokey pokey

Thankfully, I turned myself around

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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What do you call the toilet of a king with a gambling addiction?

Royal flush!

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👤︎ u/MrBirb_
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.

It was a difficult habit to kick.

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👤︎ u/T-posing_Jesus
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who went to rehab for his braille addiction?

Now he doesn’t touch the stuff.

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👤︎ u/rhodeslady
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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Welcome to the plastic surgery addiction support group

I see a lot of new faces in the room

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👤︎ u/Alfiepop
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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My friend has this weird addiction where he walks into a room and takes the batteries off all clocks.

He claims he can stop it at any time.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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Kermit The Frog was struggling with addiction

He was struggling with crack-croakain

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👤︎ u/DuctapeCat
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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Have you heard about the pope's kitten addiction?

He's a catoholic

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👤︎ u/bgreenwood95
📅︎ May 21 2019
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My wife told me that my gaming addiction will land me in the hospital.

But you can't kill what has no life.

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👤︎ u/BadLoompa
📅︎ May 20 2019
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What does the train use to fuel its gaming addiction?

Steam

I don't deserve forgiveness for this joke

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👤︎ u/Axis_Powers
📅︎ Jan 07 2017
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Where did the dog go to get over his Milkbone addiction?

To the treat-ment center.

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👤︎ u/sircolincollins
📅︎ Jan 17 2017
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What’s the worst part of having an apple addiction?

You can’t see the doctor about it.

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👤︎ u/KrunkleChris
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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I had a bad addiction to the hokey pokey..

But I turned myself around.

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👤︎ u/GrantMC80
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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It was hard getting over my addiction to the hokey pokey..

But I've turned myself around.

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👤︎ u/ohsureyoudo
📅︎ May 28 2015
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