I'd invite Terry to the Halloween party, but I think he'll be terryfied

I know, I know, that was Terryble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamSamG
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What does everyone scares from terry?

Because he is terry-fying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OshriM
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Last summer, I worked on a party boat for the assistants to the staff of Terry Crews

I was on the Crews' crew's crew cruise crew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exmachinalibertas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do you call impressing a skinny man named "Terry"?

Flattery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tarush_fx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Don't make fun of Terry

If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Did you know that Terry Crews once had a heckler that mysteriously dropped dead?

Doctors said the man had died from dissin’ Terry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P8ntballz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Do you think that Terry Pegula's kids ever get tired of him saying, as he's headed out the door to work ...

"Time to go pay the Bills."?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mediumbugger
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and say, "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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A Terry-ble way to die
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mairiphinc
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say β€œTerry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.

You have died from dissin’ Terry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sincons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Tamassran_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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I once heard a man insult the loveable Terry Crews. I waanted to beat the shit out of him, but I knew karmic justice would judge him fairly.

He died from dysentery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fermatajack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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If Terry Crews had a GPS voice (x-post from /r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Point21Gigawatts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2015
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You wanna know what uncle terry said before he kicked the bucket

How far do you think I can kick this bucket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turtlegamer22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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My dad's name is Terry.

And that guy is my dear ol' dad.

^(Please, oh please let someone get it.)

My little sister thought it meant "dad + blanket = stack of towels". HINT: that's not the joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluffyxsama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2014
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Old guy, Terry, at my work just got us good

We work in a screen printing shop and we also have a vehicle wrap department.

Me: Are you going to do signs today or are you going to wrap?

Terry: No, I don't rap, I sing.

sigh

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You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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What did uncle terry say before kicking the bucket

How far do you think I can I can kick this bucket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turtlegamer22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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