Terry Pratchett Puns

A list of puns related to "Terry Pratchett"

If you build a man a fire he will be warm for a day.

If you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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An alternative... was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds.

This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.

Joke by Terry Pratchett, ‘The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.

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