Terry Name Puns

You have died of dissin' Terry.

You have died from dissin’ Terry

And that guy is my dear ol' dad.

^(Please, oh please let someone get it.)

My little sister thought it meant "dad + blanket = stack of towels". HINT: that's not the joke.

Flattery

His name was Terry Aki.

I met this guy named Terry. I made fun of him and said Terry was a girls name. He’s shot me. “You have died of dissin’ Terry.”

Edit: Spelling

There's a rich man that has an Italian chef named Antonio and a Mexican servant named Terry. The rich man requests a meat dish with an Asian kick, so the chef gets to work, but he soon notices that he has no Asian flavoring. Frantically, he sends the servant to get some sauce.

As the rich man becomes increasingly impatient for his meal, the chef calls the servant and asks, "Terry, where are you, and what sauce did you get?"

The servant, pulling into the driveway, replies simply, "Terry aqui!"

You have died of dissin' Terry.

You’re walking along the Oregon Trail and you meet a guy named terry. You laugh at him as say Terry is a girls name. Terry shoots you. You’ve died of dissen terry.