So you’re tellin me a shrimp fried this rice?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/droopydrip1007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Donald, Duck" anymore when the president is about to be attacked

But their grandchildren still listen, in spite of rule 4, because hearing dear old grand-da be excited about his stories is just so sweet, whether he remembers tellin them or not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The__Odor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I once fought an elephant singlehandedly...

... and broke its tooth.

I'm tellin' ya , it wasn't an easy tusk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteDeath1404
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