Teleport Puns

A list of puns related to "Teleport"

Teleporter

-"This Teleporter only teleports Energy."

-"It does what?!"

>!-"It doesn't matter."!<

My own Idea, still not really complete. How does it function better?

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👤︎ u/City-scraper
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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Did you hear about the teleportation experiments?

Unfortunately, they didn't go anywhere.

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👤︎ u/retief1
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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A struggling tech company once again failed to make their teleportation device work.

The results were neither here nor there.

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👤︎ u/s_other
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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My entire body from the neck down was erased while I was trying to build a teleportation device.

Decided to quit while I was a head.

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👤︎ u/Spartacats
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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My dad would make a great genie.

Me: I wish I could teleport. Dad: What would you tell it?

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👤︎ u/Gttdd
📅︎ Mar 04 2015
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