Teleporter Puns

A list of puns related to "Teleporter"

Teleporter

-"This Teleporter only teleports Energy."

-"It does what?!"

>!-"It doesn't matter."!<

My own Idea, still not really complete. How does it function better?

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👤︎ u/City-scraper
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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A citizen of the roman empire is teleported to modern day Spain

Luckily, he is able to understand the Spanish Language to some degree because of its similarities to Latin. As he learns more, he is fine with most of the changes the Spaniards made, but disliked how “quid” (latin for “what”) translated.

Whenever he made his thoughts on the word known, he would get called an antique.

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👤︎ u/wjcb2019
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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Did you hear about the teleportation experiments?

Unfortunately, they didn't go anywhere.

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👤︎ u/retief1
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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A struggling tech company once again failed to make their teleportation device work.

The results were neither here nor there.

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👤︎ u/s_other
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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My entire body from the neck down was erased while I was trying to build a teleportation device.

Decided to quit while I was a head.

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👤︎ u/Spartacats
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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My dad would make a great genie.

Me: I wish I could teleport. Dad: What would you tell it?

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👤︎ u/Gttdd
📅︎ Mar 04 2015
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