Teat Puns

A list of puns related to "Teat"

Did you hear that they genetically engineered a milk cow to have no teats?

It was udderly pointless.

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👤︎ u/HwackAMole
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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The most common owl in Britain is the teat

Teatowl

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👤︎ u/pndaberrybruh
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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I told my son that I wanted his room to be spotless as cow teats

Udderly spotless

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👤︎ u/KungFooShus
📅︎ Feb 13 2018
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What owl is commonly found drying the dishes?

A teat owl.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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What sort of owl can you find in a kitchen?

A teat-owl.

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👤︎ u/maud_brijeulin
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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New dad here...

When I hand over my newborn to her mother for breastfeeding: "Bon appe-teat, little baby"

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👤︎ u/JamesTyree
📅︎ Jun 19 2016
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What is the most common owl in Britain?

Teat Owl

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👤︎ u/h0worth
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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