Teapot Puns

A list of puns related to "Teapot"

Why do Russian teapots have to go to bed early?

Because samovars have to work tomorrow.

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👤︎ u/mrpugh
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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Does the orbit between earth and mars of all teapots that do not contain themselves contain itself?
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👤︎ u/BossRediter87
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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Wife: Why are teapots so expensive?

Me: BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU POUR!!!!

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👤︎ u/dogintheface
📅︎ Mar 05 2016
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Why was the teapot sitting in the corner?

It was having a pour attitude.

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👤︎ u/coverslide
📅︎ Sep 28 2017
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What's the first tea that comes in a teapot?

EMP-TEA

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👤︎ u/dendar
📅︎ Oct 28 2014
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot

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👤︎ u/lvrcerosis
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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And Jesus said "come forth and win the kingdom of heaven!"

But I came 5th and won a teapot.

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👤︎ u/tiger7971
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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I just hit my fiancee with this one.

The largest container we have in our house is a tea pot. and I was extra thirsty so I wanted more water than usual. So I go to the freezer and load the teapot with some ice, and fill it up with water.

Fiancee: - "What are you making?"

me: - "Ice tea."

queue eye rolls from the fiancee.

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👤︎ u/BoopiesCoin
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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What's begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

A teapot.

(Edited:) Teapot

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👤︎ u/ViolinistNotViolist
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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While the Tea Pot was Boiling

GF: "The tea pot sounds so angry."

Me: "Nah, its just letting off some steam."

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👤︎ u/LegitimateAlex
📅︎ Jan 09 2016
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I was proud of this one I used today...

My son, who's 8 was making some tea and unloading the dishwasher. I offered to help him pour the boiling water from the teapot and he said, "I just wanted to do it by myself."

I replied with "Well, you can put up the dishes by yourself."

He pointed to a bowl on the counter and said, "Well you can put that up by yourself."

I said, "You wanted to do things by yourself, why don't you find a way?"

He said, "I can't! I'm not tall enough!!"

To which I replied, "Hmmm ... sounds like you're still faced with a lot of shortcomings."

Lame, I know, but it still made me chuckle, and that, in the end, is all that really matters.

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👤︎ u/sinner_vip
📅︎ Dec 29 2013
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What starts, ends, and has T in the middle?

A teapot!

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👤︎ u/kgangadhar
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

A teapot.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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What starts with T, ends in T and has T in it ?

Teapot

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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What word starts with t ends with t and is full of t

Teapot

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👤︎ u/yolopowerredit
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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What word starts with 't', ends with 't', and is full of 't'?

Teapot.

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👤︎ u/deJessias
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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