Tango Puns

A list of puns related to "Tango"

I really loved Tango and Cash imgur.com/8drL7TJ
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👤︎ u/holyshitisthatallama
📅︎ Jan 12 2015
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There are 10 kinds of people.

People who understand binary and people who don't.

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👤︎ u/ReluctantGoalkeeper
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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Working on a film script about a fizzy drinks shortage in the French capital...

Last Tango in Paris!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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How do flamenco dancers catch fish?

They castanet!

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👤︎ u/acnine
📅︎ Apr 08 2017
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Why do cannibals always dance in pairs?

It takes chew to tango

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👤︎ u/Moses_The_Wise
📅︎ Sep 20 2017
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I just needed money for dinner...

Dad: Your mother and I will be out for the night for our Tango lessons.

Me: Oh yea, ok can I have some money for Dinner?

Dad: Oh my I don't think you would be able to digest the metal and all that paper and plastic.

Me: ...What?

Dad: You asked If you could have money for dinner, I thought that to be a bit odd.

Me: Oh my God, Dad!

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👤︎ u/greenranger420
📅︎ Sep 24 2014
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