“before I start, I would like to check if my mic is working..” “if your name is Michael, please stand up”
then a couple of guys stand up and he goes
“that concludes my mike check”
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I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
Sam sung
"Icing"
One of the techs did a stand up comedy routine. The humor wasn’t very funny, it mostly went for shock value.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
it's a rap
I really gotta get my act together.
Because he always steels the show.
They had a long conversation about bark.
Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.
Me and some buds played You Laugh You Lose at a talent show last night and I sourced a few of my jokes from this sub. And my team won 4 to 2!
My dad and I are in the car driving home from school, and we start talking about amazing talents. Suddenly my dad says Dad: "I can do a double backflip" Me: "No way Dad, this is probably some silly dad joke" Dad: "No seriously I can, I watched an 80 year old woman do it on youtube, I'll bet you on it" Me: "Alright fine, show me when we get home"
We get home. My dad goes to the grass to do his famous double backflip. He jumps in the air. Bends his back a bit. Then behind his back he flips the bird with both hands.
Dad: "I guess you owe me for the bet"
