Testing talent show equipment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1WithNumbers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I’m at my school talent show and this guy said...

β€œbefore I start, I would like to check if my mic is working..” β€œif your name is Michael, please stand up”

then a couple of guys stand up and he goes

β€œthat concludes my mike check”

(I saw this tweet and just had to share it!) Click here for credit

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.

I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epitomizer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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How did Samuel win the work talent show at the mobile phone factory?

Sam sung

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vodkafountain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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The cake shows up to the talent show and takes center stage. When the judge asks what is his talent. He replies...

"Icing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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The electric company I work for has a talent show at the annual company party.

One of the techs did a stand up comedy routine. The humor wasn’t very funny, it mostly went for shock value.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikkl_rikk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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"German talent show contestants puts string of sausages up her bum" .. this performance was the wurst
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowenpa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win the talent show?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nvnvyrtylb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Just finished helping my daughter write a song for her talent show

it's a rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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The talent show's tomorrow and I'm not ready.

I really gotta get my act together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chopperfive
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2017
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Why don't the X-men let Colossus participate in their talent shows?

Because he always steels the show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHobbes82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?

They had a long conversation about bark.

Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amalgamxtc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Thanks r/dadjokes!

Me and some buds played You Laugh You Lose at a talent show last night and I sourced a few of my jokes from this sub. And my team won 4 to 2!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiskeyandfeet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I can do a double backflip

My dad and I are in the car driving home from school, and we start talking about amazing talents. Suddenly my dad says Dad: "I can do a double backflip" Me: "No way Dad, this is probably some silly dad joke" Dad: "No seriously I can, I watched an 80 year old woman do it on youtube, I'll bet you on it" Me: "Alright fine, show me when we get home"

We get home. My dad goes to the grass to do his famous double backflip. He jumps in the air. Bends his back a bit. Then behind his back he flips the bird with both hands.

Dad: "I guess you owe me for the bet"

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2015
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