Where do animals go when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
So a farmer has trouble telling his two horses apart...
He cuts the tail of one of them and that works for awhile, but it eventually grows back. So he cuts the mane off the other one and that works, too, but that grows back and once again he is stuck.
Finally he decides to measure the horses and discovers that the black one is a foot taller than the white one.
[real joke told to me by my dad]
What is the horse's name in the song "Jingle Bells"
Bob...bells on "Bob's" tail ring
Credit: heard it the other day and made me laugh
Made my wife and kids cringe during a road trip.
Kids were discussing animals. Someone mentioned gnus (wildebeests), how they have horse tails and buffalo horns. I told them I'm not even sure if they are real or not. "Really? You don't know if gnus are real or not?" Says the oldest in a skeptic tone.
"That's right. I'm an agnustic."
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