Now you mention Botox and no one even raises an eyebrow.
But I know these two lawyers who met at the Bar, and people only say how wonderful that is
As a father of three, by far my favorite Dad Joke has to be claiming things as my "Dancer Names". I have at least one or two a week.
It's whenever someone says something in conversation which sounds like it could be a Stripper name. Off the top of my head, here are some I've used:
"Yummy Cupcakes", "Pansy Taboo", "Stamen Fuzz", "Dark Almond", "Squeeze Bacon", "Bolt Upright"
I'll often follow it up with a hint as to what that show may just be like.
Guy on television: "The bee is now covered in stamin fuzz..."
Me: "'Stamen Fuzz' is my dancer name. Quite a show; not for the allergic."
Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.
Now if you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody even raises an eyebrow.
Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Now when you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow...
Now there's Botox and no one lifts an eyebrow
And nobody raises an eyebrow.
...but say, "botox" and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Nowadays if you talk about botox nobody raises an eyebrow.
Nowadays if you talk about Botox nobody raises an eyebrow
