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πŸ‘€︎ u/tartujik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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As a kid, I thought veganism and lesbianism were the same thing.

I realize now, both lifestyles lack meat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArshmanR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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A daughter was lesbian and came out to her dad

β€œI like women, dad”

He replied with, β€œLol same”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsaar21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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What is the name of farm owned by a vegan lesbian couple?

meatless farm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farzammmmm
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Why are some women lesbian?

Because they have a nut allergy (this is entirely a joke).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagerisgood11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur ?

Lickalottapuss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What did the lesbian pirate say during sex?

Scissor me timbers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huntingclue47
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do a mechanic and a lesbian have in common?

Snap-On tools!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Just found out lesbians actually cook.

I thought they just ate out..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My vegan daughter just came out as a lesbian...

I called it being Vagitarian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanteer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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How do Roman lesbians have sex?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmmaLately
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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If Courtney Love Married Courtney Cox, they would become a Lesbian couple both named Courtney Love-Cox
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πŸ‘€︎ u/s_wipe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Saw this on a tiktok about a lesbian couple that look like sisters - Dopplebangers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jessabel436
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I heard Dick van Dyke was asked to change his name because it was insensitive

Now he’s Penis von Lesbian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klopford
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What do you call a band of well-armed lesbians?

Militia Etheridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What do you call a kinky dinosaur?

A Doyouhaveasoreass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseakkay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

So far no one has given me a straight answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John87Nintendo
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. β€œThat’s easy”, he replied...

Dick Van Dyke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrillho333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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My pastor friend refused to participate in a Full House themed lesbian wedding.

He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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My Lesbian neighbors bought me a Rolex for my birthday

I think they misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abern96
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?

They don’t like Dick’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bophus5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What do you call an ex lesbian?

Has-bian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McFly_505
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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My teacher just asked me how I wiew lesbian relationships

Apparently 4K wasnt the answer

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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How can you tell if a hen chicken is a lesbian?

She doesn’t like cocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palmateer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur.

Lick-a lot-of-puss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crystalskull89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Are lesbians Vegan? (Rest of pun in text)

because they dont like Meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Okami
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What's the difference between a woman who plays Fortnite and a lesbian mermaid?

One's a gamer girl, the other's a gay mer-girl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treefellow64
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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What do you call a lesbian in a closet?

A Liquor Cabinet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNakamura
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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what do you call it when a lesbian and a gay man fall in love

no one knows but it seems they straightened out their differences

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colse707
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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What do you call a hotel for lesbians?

Les-B-inn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undrwatersquad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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If you're lesbian. Wouldn't you be more-bie instead of less-bie.

Please don't be offended by this, I'm a lesbian myself.

People get easily offended that's why I'm saying this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twinkle_Twink
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Why do lesbians only shop at Academy for sporting goods?

Because they hate Dick's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winfinity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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My girlfriend and her younger sisters (21 and 9) were adopted by lesbian parents. I'm going to be the only dad joke source in their lives and it's a big responsibility that I take seriously. Any suggestions are welcomed.

For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MANTHEFUCKUPBRO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
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If you parent are lesbian. You live in a mom-eat-mom world
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A Lickaclitoris

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontb3jelous
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotapuss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anniepuppy10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A Lickalotapuss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hairy_Whale
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-a-lotta-puss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linekergv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?

Lickalotopuss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/powerpass
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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