As a kid, I thought veganism and lesbianism were the same thing.
I realize now, both lifestyles lack meat
A daughter was lesbian and came out to her dad
“I like women, dad”
He replied with, “Lol same”
What is the name of farm owned by a vegan lesbian couple?
Why are some women lesbian?
Because they have a nut allergy (this is entirely a joke).
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur ?
What did the lesbian pirate say during sex?
What do a mechanic and a lesbian have in common?
Just found out lesbians actually cook.
I thought they just ate out..
My vegan daughter just came out as a lesbian...
I called it being Vagitarian.
How do Roman lesbians have sex?
If Courtney Love Married Courtney Cox, they would become a Lesbian couple both named Courtney Love-Cox
Saw this on a tiktok about a lesbian couple that look like sisters - Dopplebangers
I heard Dick van Dyke was asked to change his name because it was insensitive
Now he’s Penis von Lesbian.
What do you call a band of well-armed lesbians?
What do you call a kinky dinosaur?
I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for
So far no one has given me a straight answer
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. “That’s easy”, he replied...
My pastor friend refused to participate in a Full House themed lesbian wedding.
He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.
My Lesbian neighbors bought me a Rolex for my birthday
I think they misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch"
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?
What do you call an ex lesbian?
My teacher just asked me how I wiew lesbian relationships
Apparently 4K wasnt the answer
How can you tell if a hen chicken is a lesbian?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur.
Are lesbians Vegan? (Rest of pun in text)
because they dont like Meat.
What's the difference between a woman who plays Fortnite and a lesbian mermaid?
One's a gamer girl, the other's a gay mer-girl
What do you call a lesbian in a closet?
what do you call it when a lesbian and a gay man fall in love
no one knows but it seems they straightened out their differences
What do you call a hotel for lesbians?
If you're lesbian. Wouldn't you be more-bie instead of less-bie.
Please don't be offended by this, I'm a lesbian myself.
People get easily offended that's why I'm saying this
Why do lesbians only shop at Academy for sporting goods?
Because they hate Dick's.
My girlfriend and her younger sisters (21 and 9) were adopted by lesbian parents. I'm going to be the only dad joke source in their lives and it's a big responsibility that I take seriously. Any suggestions are welcomed.
For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes
If you parent are lesbian. You live in a mom-eat-mom world
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
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