Why are some women lesbian?
Because they have a nut allergy (this is entirely a joke).
My lesbian neighbors gave me a really cool Rolex watch for my birthday!
I don’t think they understood me when I said, “I wanna watch.”
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur ?
Just found out lesbians actually cook.
I thought they just ate out..
What do a mechanic and a lesbian have in common?
My vegan daughter just came out as a lesbian...
I called it being Vagitarian.
What did the lesbian pirate say during sex?
How do Roman lesbians have sex?
If Courtney Love Married Courtney Cox, they would become a Lesbian couple both named Courtney Love-Cox
What would you call a lesbian’s penis?
Saw this on a tiktok about a lesbian couple that look like sisters - Dopplebangers
I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. “That’s easy”, he replied...
My lesbian friends wanted a Full House themed wedding, but the priest refused.
He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?
What do you call an ex lesbian?
My teacher just asked me how I wiew lesbian relationships
Apparently 4K wasnt the answer
How can you tell if a hen chicken is a lesbian?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur.
Are lesbians Vegan? (Rest of pun in text)
because they dont like Meat.
What's the difference between a woman who plays Fortnite and a lesbian mermaid?
One's a gamer girl, the other's a gay mer-girl
What do you call a lesbian in a closet?
what do you call it when a lesbian and a gay man fall in love
no one knows but it seems they straightened out their differences
What do you call a hotel for lesbians?
If you're lesbian. Wouldn't you be more-bie instead of less-bie.
Please don't be offended by this, I'm a lesbian myself.
People get easily offended that's why I'm saying this
Why do lesbians only shop at Academy for sporting goods?
Because they hate Dick's.
My girlfriend and her younger sisters (21 and 9) were adopted by lesbian parents. I'm going to be the only dad joke source in their lives and it's a big responsibility that I take seriously. Any suggestions are welcomed.
For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes
Why don't republican and democratic lesbians get along?
They're part of a different dykeotomy.
If you parent are lesbian. You live in a mom-eat-mom world
Lesbian Crush
A while back there was this lesbian who had a crush on me, and my boyfriend, being the loveable asshole he is, says "she's obviously just not thinking straight"...
He was completely unaware so I responded with one word: "Exactly."
He had never been more proud.
When a child is being adopted by a lesbian couple.. who tells the dad jokes?
My dad threw this one out after my brother jokingly called my a lesbian.
Bro: "/u/le90skid's a lesbian!"
My sister: "Wow... We just learned your gender and sexualitly in one go... That's a lot to take in."
Dad: "It's nothing to take in, that's the point."
What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
We really do taste like chicken.
What kind of watch do lesbians prefer?
Timex. It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. (my dad obviously...not yours.)
A lesbian threesome is just a ma'am sandwich.
My pastor friend refused to participate in a Full House themed lesbian wedding.
He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.
My Lesbian neighbors bought me a Rolex for my birthday
I think they misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
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