Gayness Puns

A list of puns related to "Gayness"

Gay jokes aren't even funny, like

Cum on guys

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👤︎ u/code_punk_
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".

I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Today I found out my son is gay

Me: Who are you dating son? Him: A man, duh!

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👤︎ u/not_taken_until_now
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says

“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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What do you call a gay chicken?

A lesbi-hen

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👤︎ u/kn1ghtpr1nce
📅︎ Apr 05 2021
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What do you call a gay sofa?

A homosectional

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👤︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
📅︎ Mar 31 2021
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You know why gay people can't win poker?

Cause they can't keep a straight face.

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👤︎ u/not_taken_until_now
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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I made a restaurant for gay people

I call it LGBBQ

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👤︎ u/kingTyler72
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.

I never got a straight answer.

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👤︎ u/OMMOPOWER
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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My son asked me what does gay mean

Me: it's means being happy

Son: so are you gay dad?

Me: no son, I have an wife

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👤︎ u/CAUSTIC101
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...

It’s an LGBT Queue

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👤︎ u/Evanthekid16
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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How did the big hairy gay man pass his final exams?

He was smarter than the average bear.

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👤︎ u/UncleBirdie
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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Have you heard about the 2 gay Irishmen?

Micheal Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmicheal

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👤︎ u/Rare_Breed721
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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What do you call a gay french man?

A faguette.

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👤︎ u/MoondogGLOVER1
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay." /r/Jokes/comments/m5v4tn/…
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👤︎ u/tejasmirashi
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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I asked my Dad if gay people should get married and he said,

"Haven't they suffered enough?"

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👤︎ u/ChangeNew389
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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Okay, seriously, ENOUGH with the gay jokes. They're not funny.

Come on guys.

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👤︎ u/gradymegalania
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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What do you call it when one gay person kills another?

A homocide

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👤︎ u/thedutchgirl13
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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I told my gay friend a joke

He couldn't keep a straight face

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👤︎ u/siddharth_pillai
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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What do you call a gay couple from Alabama?

Super Smash Bros.

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👤︎ u/BX56_YT
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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It doesn't matter if youre straight, gay or bisexual

At the end of the day, its night

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👤︎ u/kriskidd21
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive

Butt willy?

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👤︎ u/josuhataylor
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..

.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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What does a gay horse eat?

Haaaayyyyy

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👤︎ u/Tinnber
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call a smart gay person?

Homogeneous

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👤︎ u/igottabluecoat
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher

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👤︎ u/WOKinTOK-sleptafter
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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Son: mom, dad, I’m gay

Me: clenches fist

Wife: don’t you dare

Me: face turns red

Wife: ........

Me: hi Gay, I’m dad.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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I asked a friend what gay meant

He wouldn’t give me a straight answer.

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👤︎ u/Thunderfighter6
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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I was gonna make a gay joke

butt fuck it

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👤︎ u/Alvin_Whee
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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Having gay parents must be horrible

You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."

Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.

Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.

Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "I’ve seen it a few times but no doubt many people haven’t. No reason a good joke can’t be posted bc someone’s posted it in the past."

Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)

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👤︎ u/SergeantSolar
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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How do you call a gay squirrel

A nut collector

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👤︎ u/kuty5
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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*Epic title.*
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👤︎ u/Asif366
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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According to ancient Japanese lore, your aura takes a particular colour when you die.

Cyan Aura.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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What cult is the hardest to get into?

Difficult

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👤︎ u/FwzNk
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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My time in the Boy Scouts really made me a supporter of gay marriage

It’s where I learned you can tie the knot in different ways

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👤︎ u/8675309ice
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Why are some women lesbian?

Because they have a nut allergy (this is entirely a joke).

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👤︎ u/Jagerisgood11
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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If a woman sleeps with 10 men that means she's a slut. But what does that make a man if he does it?

Gay. Very gay

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👤︎ u/Electronic-Stable123
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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Gay soles
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👤︎ u/HairyBarrelMan
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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I have sex daily

Edit: I have dyslexia*

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👤︎ u/killtrevor
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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What do you call a gay cookout?

An LGBBQ

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👤︎ u/chrisvskris
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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His son asked him what gay meant.

Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife...

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight

At the end of the day, it's night.

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👤︎ u/Speedypanda4
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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