ba dum tss (sorry for the light mode)
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff....
A goat, a drum and a rattlesnake fall off a cliff. What sound do they make?
What’s the best Christmas present?
A broken drum....
You can’t beat it.
My son likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.
It’s a little drum attic.
While talking about Tommy Hilfiger and the prices of Tommy Hilfiger. I randomly did this
What's a Giraffes favorite food?
A Neck-tarine
Duh-duh... tss
I used to be a hangman
I would hang the thieves that were caught stealing. One day I got fired, It's because I didn't get the execution right.
(badum tss)
I wish I can be like that parent when I grow up
Why can't Woody play his guitar?
He doesn't know where his Pixar.
My brother sees me near our tent, putting his E-reader on a pile of sticks.
He yells: "What the hell are you doing, Some_Dumb_Dude?!"
I say: "What's with the tone? You have to use Kindle to make a fire, Right?
'Ba dum tss'
He just sighs. "I hate you."
Also works as a Welcome Mat.
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
how do you call an idiot in music ?
a drum bass !!
badum tss...
Hey Kids, wanta hear a dadjoke about Social Security?
Ah, nevermind, you probably won't get it anyways?
he broke their air conditioner and then things got heated.
If you're born on Earth Day, then it's your B-Earth-Day.
Ba-dum-tss
- Yes, I'm born on Earth Day
My daughter was playing dress up and asked if I knew were any hats were
I said, "Not off the top of my head. Ba dum tss"
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
We can now safely say that we're in the middle of World coronisation
What is a pirates favorite letter?
You might say R, but his true love be the C
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
A man called the police regarding a fly problem…
So I'm watching a show called outrageous 911 Calls, and there was a story of an old man who was cooking bacon that ended up burning. So he opens up his back door to try and air out some of the smoke. Well, the smell starts attracting flies and of course he calls the police to report it and hope that they can send someone to handle the fly issue. The emergency operator says the police cannot do anything to help him.
So I turn to my friend who is watching along side me, and I say, "Obviously the police can't help him, he needs a swat team."
Bah dum, tss
What's a blockchain developer's fav breakfast item?
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff
A lamb, a drum and a snake fall off a building.
Two snares and a cymbal fall off a cliff
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
Two Drums and a Cymbal Fall Off of a Cliff
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..
A lamb, a drum, and a snake all fell off a cliff
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.
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