Dang it, Mt Rushmore was so beautiful before it was carved out...

Its natural beauty was honestly unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What did Zeus say when he saw everyone getting drunk and acting foolish on Mt. Olympus?

OOO LET THE GODS OUT

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Did you hear about the Mt. Everest expedition that got snowed in?

They said their nights were intents....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manthe43
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley

He was in Denali.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My life peaked when I finally climbed Mt. Everest

But it's all been downhill from there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleepy_Titan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Wanna hear a story of how my Himalayan friend and I climbed Mt Everest?

I actually made it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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My son asked me what it's like to climb Mt. Everest

I summit up for him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soulfox1988
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Have you ever seen a picture if Mt. Rushmore before the faces?

It was unpresidented beauty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MNdwarf
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before the presidents' faces were carved into it

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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So the travel agency said I could climb Mt. Everest and it would only cost $100,000.

I said no thanks, that's a bit too steep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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MT V
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πŸ‘€︎ u/burtybob92
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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I dunno man, Mt. Rushmores kinda gay

I mean 4 guys, rock hard, and no one said no homo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tH1CCDeNs3B01
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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When they run out of ingredients at the Mt. Dew factory they have to make Dew with what they've got.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldschooldads
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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If people were mountains, I'd be Mt. Cleverest.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theniftysnifter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitch_watson
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I always wondered what was on top of Mt. Everest

I guess it always peak-ed my curiosity.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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They say Montana is fairly populated, but it’s actually MT.

(Revising my previous joke)

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.

Only then will we reach peak internet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LongneckBottles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who tried to ride a bike on the summit of Mt Everest?

It started out well but then things went downhill pretty fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CybergothiChe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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Did you hear about the man who survived the fall from Mt Everest?

Yeah, he just couldn't stick the landing.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2017
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Mt. Horeb

Stopped at a red light on Mt. Horeb Road. It's on a bit of an incline.

Dad: Mt. Horeb Road? Must be Horeb-le when it snows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rsalv
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2014
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The natural beauty of Mt Rushmore, before it was carved,

was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Did you get to see Mt Rushmore before it was carved?

Its beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/politicalmonster1
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved...

It was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futureman16
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What was the view of Mt. Rushmore like before it was carved

It was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwareSpring708
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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