What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?
property owners gone festive!
Just finished watching a film about a serial killer who dresses up in brightly coloured sweaters....
It's called 'Knitwear On Elm Street.'
None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
Did you know the film “Speed” had no director?
If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.
David Bowie starred in the film labyrinth
As a kid I thought this film was aMAZEing
When I was a poor, struggling actor, I had to take a job getting spanked in a BDSM film just to pay the rent...
...yes, I was really strapped for cash back then.
What did the film director say when she was asked what was on her plate?
What's your favourite blue spiky master film director?
Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
I finally finished my training film for army commanding officers after more than 18 attempts.
My friend got a role as an extra in a film. His job was to approach the lead actor and comb her hair away from the middle of her head...
With the holidays near, to set a festive atmosphere at your table, be sure you have a shiny chrome plate to hold your condiment sauce. Why?
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
What type of film goes well with pizza?
Can't wait to see Liam Neeson's new film..
'Taken::::Out of context.'
I filmed and screened an entire documentary series on terrorism.
Some bastard has taken my festive German fruit bread
My friend has a lot of knowledge about Islamic festivals.
New Pirates of the Caribbean film!
Weird film trivia: I just found out that Thandie Newton's character from Mission: Impossible 2 was originally going to appear in Goldeneye, but her part was cut when they decided to film in Russia.
My town throws a festival for the salmon spawn each year. This is what they call companies that contribute a significant amount of money.
I am scared of small, festive grottos.
I am Santa Claustrophobic
25 emails between me (film producer) and Jason (my props master) over the course of making my film RUN (on Hulu now!)
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It's called Shallot's Web
I'm starting up a festive business where I attach Christmas bells to men's neckwear..
Good Tie-dings to all men!
I recently watched the film Dunkirk on Netflix
I was really disappointed when I found out it wasn't a William Shatner biopic.
There's a new film about oxygen that's coming out soon, but there's no date.
I wonder when it will air.
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
Dead Oar Alive, You're Coming With Me
The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called...
I never really liked DC films...
But how did I miss 1983 wonderwoman movies?
The Captain of our flight called the cops when he saw a film crew
He heard they were there to shoot a pilot
A Little Town In Mexico And Their Love Of Mayonnaise
There was a little town in Mexico, right across the border from Texas. They got a taste for Mayonnaise from the Cowboys crossing the border to eat. Soon they created a festival for their love of Mayonnaise. They’d have every type of mayonnaise you could think of. Folks loved it. The 10th anniversary of the festival was coming up and they decided they wanted to do something special. They heard of a place in England that made the worlds very best. They placed their order and was told it would be shipped overseas to them by boat. Because they had placed such a large order, the only ship capable of carrying it was the Titanic. The folks were waiting excitedly until the morning that the Titanic had hit a iceberg. When the news came that they wouldn’t get their shipment and to honor those lives lost, they decided to rename their festival. It became known as “Sinko De Mayo.”
I made a documentary film about people who look for deals at thrift stores.
It's called Goodwill Hunting.
Since they are filming Spider-Man 3 near my house, I thought I’d write the lead actor an orchestral piece...
I think I’ll call it “Mr. Holland’s Opus”
I finally see why people don’t like the live action DC films!
Because they don’t do the heroes justice
Wife asked why I was filming her feet...
I said, “I needed new footage.”
“Dad, is the Renaissance festival canceled this year?”
Dad: Yes, because of Covid.
Son: No fair!
Dad: That’s what I said.
I just finished making a short film in Russia about Vin Diesel’s body double.
It’s considered a Vin nyet.
I have a photographic memory.
But I ran out of film in 1999.
How do actors move around film sets?
I once slept with a girl I met during a festival, but we didn’t utter a word to each other before, during or after.
And I must say, it made it rather in-tents.
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