Biden’s karate studio would be called...

A Dojoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I am going to open a paint studio with the Grim Reaper.

I am going to call it Brush With Death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What do you call a yoga studio with Wahlberg, Zuckerberg and Hamill?

Stretch Marks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedBinder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What Studio Ghibli film is not in stereo?

Princess Mononoke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealdjbc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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A girl opened a studio called TatTat. When asked what the name meant, she replied...

It's a tat 2 studio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhilbhavsar
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Sting’s studio was broken into, thousands of dollars worth of gear stolen

Now the Police have no leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/great_red_dragon
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What did the manager at the animation studio say when they completed a movie?

Teamwork makes the Dreamworks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CookieMess110717
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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So I work at a record studio.

It's called superman records. One day, this bald, big-shot lookin fellow comes in saying "I need some kryptonite." I point. "Three doors down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ultraferret107
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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When you're unsure whether to open a store or a studio, so you compromise and open a
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glorious_Gongniu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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An Ex Marine took over a Ballerina Studio near my house

He's a tough coach but he keeps them on their toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Q_Sensei
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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A fitness studios most fitting name

The mass murderer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asgarddron532
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I found this Sun Studio in my Hometown in Germany.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackThursday29
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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The little horse just finished a song at the recording studio. The producer says, "What else you got?"

"That's it. I'm a one track pony".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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I love my career at the voice recording studio.

I don't know what it is, but the job just really speaks to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majike03
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Al Gore should open a dance studio and name it Algorithm.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/derricko31
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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I heard Juvenile's next album will not be released because his studio's hard drive crashed...

Perhaps he should've backed that thing up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomproject
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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So two Justins walk into a news studio.

They decide to play a game with the anchor while he’s on air. During the newscast they walk up to the anchor and ask β€œ which of us two is the most made for TV?”

The anchor turned to the camera and said β€œThis Justin”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwdodson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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What did the suicidal hairstylist say to her manager at the hair studio?

I want to dye!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Did you hear about the vandals who destroyed the news studio?

I don't know how you could've missed it; it was breaking news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthmonks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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I have a German co-worker at my audio studio.

Oh, and a Czech one two, Czech one two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beeginey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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Why are yoga studios often located in the basement?

So they can B1 with the building.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbyperuse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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If they used to film all these T.V. shows "before a live studio audience", what did they do after the audience got there?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalconerGuitars
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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For you IT Nerds: If you mess something up in SQL Management Studio, it will be alright...

you can just wait for the SQL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoapBox3000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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My aunt ran an aerial yoga studio for 30 years, then shut it down.

The next tenant tried to run a KFC but it didn't do very well because it was built on an ancient Indian aerial grounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZigguratOfUr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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What did the urban youth say in the suburban yoga studio?

What's Up-Dog?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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On a trip to Universal Studios

This was quite a while ago, I was probably in middle school (currently 26). My family took a quick day trip to Universal Studios Hollywood since we live in the greater LA area. Now to set the scene, my dad is a native of Mexico but has lived here since his late teens so his English is pretty good with a tinge of an accent since Spanish is his primary language. We park in the parking garage on property and we do the usual "make a mental note of where we parked for later". That's when I see a smirk come across his face as he turns to me laughing under his breath.

-"What's so funny?"

-"Notice where we parked?"

-"Yeah. Jurassic Park lot, 3B"

Cue dad

-"Jurassic Park..." half expecting me to laugh. He continues "Jurassic Park... Jurr-Ass-is-Parked"

facepalm

As terrible as it was at the time, I've tried to pull this joke out with friends years later, eye rolls and crickets. Thanks dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lpmark04
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2015
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This weekend my dad came to visit. We walked by a yoga studio downtown....

Then in the middle of our conversation he stops. "I know this is a little off topic but I really need to know something." "Sure Dad, what's up?" "What kind of detergent do you use to get out a Namastain?" cue daughterly groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagnythedoodle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2015
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Dad joked on the way to Universal Studios Florida

Driving up to the amusement park and pass a sign reading "Universal Parking."
Dad says, "do you think this is the parking for everybody?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K_Fred
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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I heard Juvenile's next album is not going to be released because his studio's hard drive crashed...

I guess he should have backed that thing up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomproject
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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