On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...

...from the fruits of our labor

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What do you call a sandwich with a lot of strawberry jam in it?

Jam packed

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📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?

Cons-serve

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📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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One strawberry will never help another, because they are always getting into jams.
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👤︎ u/shagminer
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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What do you call it when you are stuck between two Fruit trucks?

Strawberry Jam

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📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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Eating with my parents at a diner...

And I'm dancing to a song when my mom asks me if this is my "jam". Without hesitation I pointed to the stack of strawberry jam packets and said "No, THIS is my jam!"

You guys trained me well :')

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👤︎ u/mrjanuary
📅︎ May 07 2014
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Dadjoked my Roommate

My roommate got a care package from his mother who sent him various odds and ends from his old place and some food that she made herself.

Roomate: "Whoa, sweet, she packed in some Jams too. Look, there's strawberry, apple, mango and blackberry."

Me: "So you're saying that box was jam-packed?"

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📅︎ Feb 09 2015
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From my bus driver: What did one casket say to the other at the funeral?

Is that you coffin?

The first one was for when I got on board. Here's the one from when I was getting off the bus: What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so sweet we wouldn't be in this jam!

He's a fantastic bus driver.

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👤︎ u/RustyRook
📅︎ Sep 04 2015
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Was at the grocery store when a gentleman hit us with these

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead I'll come around!

Why was the strawberry crying? Her mother was in a jam!

He said a couple more in rapid fire, we were groaning and laughing too hard to remember. He said Oprah told him to.

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👤︎ u/licktapus
📅︎ Mar 03 2015
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My Mom just got me...

We were talking about jam that I made 11 years ago. I didn't dissolve the sugar properly, so Mom froze it, and will cook it down a bit before eating it.

She just found a jar that didn't need to be cooked down, and let me know. I replied "Holy cow! That's nuts!"

Her response? "No, it's not nuts! It's strawberry!! You must be thinking about peanut butter! lol"

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