Well it’s a regular bike but it hasn’t moved in 364 days.
Dictionary.
I was hiking in Olympic NP last year and we took a break. Soaking in the scenery and she was feeling philosophical; she said that 'it must be lonely to be a tree, you just stay in one place forever'. I let that hang in the air for a bit then replied, 'No, eventually you would leave'. She nearly choked on her water.
The Ruler
But all the rest of the people in my bike group just make fun of all the colorful zebra print and the Lisa Frank logo.
It's made out of envelopes.
Dad says: what constitutes a stationary emergency? I'm out of letterhead and all my pencils are broken.
Spouse: I'm out of staples. I didn't realize how often I used my stapler until I ran out.
Me: I guess you could say, they're a real staple...
Groans were had...
Stationary.
What do you call making paper figures that sit on your desk?
Stationary art
Because it was stationary.
It was written on stationary paper.
A stationary store
Stationary.
I'm the Dad. So, we're driving around and we see a "Mobile Paper Shredder" truck.
Me: "I don't have any mobile paper." (good Dad joke, right?)
Her: "It's all stationary."
Stationary.
He remains stationary.
But then I stopped and opened a stationary store
they're still stationery.
Because it’s stationary
"Don't be daft," I replied. "A toilet is a stationary object."
"No matter how far you throw an envelope, it will still be stationary"
Stationary!
People you who enjoy stationary bicycling at the gym are cyclepaths...
Stationary store moves.
^(Credit to Jimmy Carr)
Because they're stationary.
Stationary.
They tried swapping the rulers for erasers but it remained stationary.
Stationary
With the cost of so many things going up, writing paper remains stationary.
I been working out on the stationary bike, but it doesn't look like it's getting me anywhere.
4 words: Venison's dear, isn't it?
3 words: Stationary store... moves.
2 words: Dwarf... shortage
(c) Jimmy Carr - That magnificent basterd.
I applaud these jokes because each of them is setup + punchline as well as a pun!
And toys. Simultaneously.
Because it wouldn't go anywhere, it's stationary.
Stationary
…in a stationary store…
...is it still stationary?
.. it always remains stationary
It'll still be stationary
it always remains stationary.
It will always be stationary
