The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system.

They became the Alpha Centurions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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Maybe aliens haven't visited because they checked the reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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Aliens haven't visited Earth because they checked the reviews on our solar system and only saw one star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KataKataBijaksana
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There's a nearby red giant star, and the people that lived around it are insectoid until their prophet Moses led them away to a system that's still inhabitable.

They're called the beetle jews.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
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Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?

They looked at the reviews... only 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Belpix0
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He he he he
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Dissapointed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
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Three stars is a lot better than our one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacos-ego
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Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.

Terrible joke, only 3 stars.

Edit: I've been told there is a triple star system and a binary pair so it may be 6 star joke

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A List of Puns (and other excuses for good humor)

Me: You got the goods?

Dealer: I have an alloy of iron and carbon for only $1.

Me: My, what a steel!

Guy: Hey, wanna hear my joke?

Boxer: I dunno, man. People always say I ruin their punchline.

Teacher: What are the four components of DNA?

Student: Actually, there are five: Adenine, cytosine, guanine, thymine--

Teacher: Oh? And the fifth one?

Student: I got I got I got I got...

Me (metric): Why does America use the imperial system? It's stupid.

Friend (imperial): Actually, other places use the imperial system.

Me: Which other places?

Friend: The Galactic Empire.

Guy: I hate spam.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.

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Someone: Son of a gun...

Someone Else: Now you've just pistoled me off!

Okay, I know these are not the greatest puns ever, but this is my first post in this subreddit. Anyway, now here are the explanations:

Joke 1 - An alloy of carbon and iron is popularly referred to as steel, and stainless steel costs $2.41, in which the item receives a 58.51% reduction in cost, which is a mighty bargain, also known as a steal.

Joke 2 - Boxing is a sport in which your only goal is to knock your opponent out through a series of punches. The ending or twist of a joke is commonly referred to as the punchline of said joke.

Joke 3 - Check out Kendrick Lamar's DNA song.

Joke 4 - Troops and personnel of the Galactic Empire from Star Wars are commonly referred to as the Imperials.

Joke 5 - Spam musubi, or just spam, is a type of sushi. On the internet, spam is referred to as the repetition of a specific message, especially when emailing, to annoy or advertise a product/website to someone.

Joke 6 - The phrase, "Son of a gun", is a friendlier alternative to the phrase, "Son of a bitch!" Also, when you annoy someone, that means that you pissed them off, which sounds a bit like "pistoled".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U2BURR
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I'm not very clever, looking for some help with dog puns

So I have this app that is centered around dogs. I'm introducing a level system with 7 levels and need clever dog pun names for each level. I have a list here of the gist of what the levels should mean, but they are too boring as of now. Would love to see your pun skills at work!

  • 1: Amateur
  • 2: Junior Varsity
  • 3: Varsity
  • 4: Park Captain
  • 5: Professional Player
  • 6: Park All-star
  • 7: Olympian Dog

Thanks! :)

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Why haven't Aliens visited our solar system?

They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Why haven’t aliens visited yet?

They checked the reviews of our solar system and only saw one star

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Why haven't the Aliens visited our Solar System yet?..

Why haven't the Aliens visited our Solar System yet ?

They looked at the reviews .. Only 1 star.

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