I’m still single on Star Wars Day...

Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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📅︎ May 04 2020
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A joke for Star Wars Day: What kind of car does a jedi drive?

A toy Yoda

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ May 04 2020
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In honour of Star Wars day I was going to have Wooki steak tonight..

But I've heard it's a little chewy.

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📅︎ May 03 2020
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Happy Star Wars day!

May the 4th be with you!

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📅︎ May 04 2019
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For star wars day this past weekend I made cookies in the shape of a wookie.

They were a little Chewey.

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📅︎ May 06 2019
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Dad Joke for Star Wars Day

This one made me lose it this morning!

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👤︎ u/Bonzo205
📅︎ May 04 2015
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Why are people talking about Mayweather?

It's August

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👤︎ u/ellefak02
📅︎ Aug 27 2017
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Calendar Days That Are Puns!

Days That Are Puns

1/23 - January 23rd reads like 123
3/10 - Mar10 Day - Nintendo's Mario Day
3/11 - There's an awesome band called 311
3/14 - 3.14 is the first few digits of Pi AKA Pi Day
5/4 - May the 4th be with you - A pun on "May the force be with you." AKA Star Wars Day
7/11 - Free Slurpee Day at 7 Eleven stores
9/11 - No intention of being offensive with this one. 9/11 reads like the emergency phone number used in the United States
10/4 - Pun for 10-4, which is similar to saying "roger that"
10/23 - National Mole Day (Avogrado's number) 6.02 x 10^23

Please mention any I missed!

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📅︎ May 21 2017
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My first real dad joke.

So my wife, 4 month old son, and I are walking through a mall. Knowing that I am a huge star wars fan, my wife points out a Darth Vader toaster in one of the stores and asks if I would like that for fathers day. I told her no, because it would cook my toast a little on the "dark side"...

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👤︎ u/r2deetard
📅︎ Jun 14 2015
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I’m still single on Star Wars Day...

Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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👤︎ u/e3-po
📅︎ May 04 2019
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My son is still single on star wars day.

Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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👤︎ u/phileo56
📅︎ May 04 2020
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