Standup Comedian Puns

A list of puns related to "Standup Comedian"

Why are woodpecker standup comedians so annoying?

They can't stop telling knock-knock jokes.

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👤︎ u/eat-rainbows
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Did you hear about the termite who became a standup comedian?

He brought the house down.

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👤︎ u/Joesdad65
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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I watched a standup comedian last night doing a terrible unfunny bit about fonts.

He was a Comic sans the humor.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Tim Vine is a standup comedian that tells almost exclusively dad jokes.

If you'd like to watch a video of him, here's one, or you could watch him on youtube.

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👤︎ u/DulceyDooner
📅︎ Mar 28 2014
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Quintuple pun

I'm thinking about giving up my life and movimg to India to be a standup comedian, but I'm nervous, it would be my first Punjobi. I Khan't get very far without knowing much about Sikhing this kind of work, so if you could be my reference and Singh my praises, that would be great, I'm just sick of working in a Deli.

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👤︎ u/megajamie
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Me, my wife, and my son were sitting at the dinner table.

My son told us a good joke, and my wife commented saying he has potential as a standup comedian. But I then said "He's no standup comedian, he's a sitdown comedian."

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👤︎ u/Warper1
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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