Pronouns Puns

A list of puns related to "Pronouns"

What would Michael Jackson’s pronouns be?

He/Hee

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👤︎ u/thedudenamedjay
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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My quantum computer’s pronouns are they/them
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👤︎ u/Lexadus
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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What is a pronoun?

A noun that has lost its amateur status

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👤︎ u/Big_Daddy_DD
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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What is a pronoun?

Yes, it can also be an adverb.

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👤︎ u/dothemagic
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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What is Pennywise the Clown's preferred pronoun?

It.

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👤︎ u/imzeesh
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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I don’t have a preferred pronoun.

My favorite noun is amateur.

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👤︎ u/SrMarcoEscuandolas
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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It's no wonder women love chocolate so much. Their pronouns give it away.

Her/she

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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Please refer to me by my pronouns

This, that, and the other

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👤︎ u/robbiewesters
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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What are the chocolate bar's preferred pronouns?

Her-She

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👤︎ u/WickershamBrotha
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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My preferred pronouns are Her/She.

Because I identify as a chocolate bar.

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👤︎ u/she_had_a_name
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?
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👤︎ u/Humeon
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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If you have a problem with the first person singular pronoun...

you have a problem with me.

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👤︎ u/dont_even_play_piano
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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I turned to my son and asked him to name two pronouns.

He looked bewildered and replied, "Who, me?"

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👤︎ u/sofishtication
📅︎ Mar 31 2019
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maybe i'm not pronoun-cing it right.
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👤︎ u/i3rookeh
📅︎ Jan 10 2018
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Dad, what's a pronoun?

Well son, it is a noun so good at what it does that others pay it to be in the sentence.

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👤︎ u/ETwasMyFriend
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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‪In addition to themselves, some monarchs also refer to their liquid waste using plural pronouns.

It is, after all, the royal wee.‬

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👤︎ u/ElLordHighBueno
📅︎ Feb 18 2018
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What is a pronoun?

I was testing my daughter over dinner tonight..

What is an Adjective? I asked.

Daughter: it describes something.

What is a noun?

Daughter: A person, place, or thing.

What is a pronoun?

Daughter:.... I don't remember...

Me: "It's a person, place, or thing that does that for a living."

My wife actually laughed out loud at this one! first time she's ever laughed at a dad joke! Once I explained it my daughter just groaned in agony. I'm so proud... of myself!

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👤︎ u/lucky5150
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns?

He/He

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👤︎ u/NappyIsNotStraight
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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What are a chocolate bar's preferred gender pronouns?

Her/she.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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What gender pronouns are you supposed to use on a chocolate bar

her/she

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👤︎ u/TheGamerBoy015
📅︎ Aug 09 2018
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What's a pronoun?

A noun that lost his amateur status.

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👤︎ u/ThE_MaD_ArLeQuiN
📅︎ Jun 02 2018
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Oct 08 2017
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What gender pronouns do you use for chocolate bars?

Her/she

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👤︎ u/KingSoloKing
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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What gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?

her/she

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👤︎ u/adanfime
📅︎ Jun 16 2015
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