A list of puns related to "Sprayer"
This last weekend we went to an amusement park. Everything we went through the little things that spray water on you, my 9 year old would say, "Mist me." Every single time. My wife and daughter's reaction became more and more aggravated, but I felt pretty good about it.
We're getting seated outdoors. It's hot and in AZ so there are misters (mist sprayers) everywhere.
Waitress: I can put you at a table under one of the misters...
Dad: Do you have one under a Mrs?
she didn't even chuckle...
My dad is looking a get a refill on his cleaning spray, he holds up his sprayer to get the attention of the employee. She says: "Fill?"
My dad responds with: "My name is Rob, but you can call me Phil."
Laughs all around.
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