Vandals damaged a lot of plants at the local garden center with herbicide...

Police are trying to Roundup the suspects.

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📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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An old man and his lawn

An older gentleman had an herb garden, one of the herbs that he had planted was thyme. The thyme took really well to the climate and environment of his lawn, and began to extend past his garden, into his lawn. Now, this was unacceptable as he prided himself on having a pristine lawn. He decides he needs to reign in the problem and heads to the nearby nursery to find a solution.

He gets there, but wants to make sure he finds the right product. After about 30 minutes, one of the customer service associates notices he's spent a lot of time looking around the herbicides and whatnot. Thinking the man has a weed problem, he offers the following assistance.

"Hey can I help you find a weed-killer? You've been on this asile awhile, and I can definitely speed up the process."

"No thanks," the man responds, "I've got some thyme to kill."

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📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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A gardener was murdered in his greenhouse

The police ruled it a herbicide.

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👤︎ u/XaVierDK
📅︎ Jun 04 2017
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Did you hear about the first person to overdose on marijuana?

It was ruled a herbicide.

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👤︎ u/bravesaint
📅︎ Dec 15 2016
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