Got these coupons still hangin around and would love to see them get used. Ultimately I would love to pick up some more small DLC's for Spacemarine, noteably the golden Bolter and chainsword DLCs for one doller. I'll trade any of these coupons for any one of the two or some Tf2 items/scrap for my friend.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197978164508
Just for reference, it takes 200 Crowns to enter the event for Spiral Knights' "Son of a Nutcracker" achievement, earning you another gift if you haven't done that one yet.
I don't have very many games on steam, so offers of just about any game(s) (regardless of how little you payed for it) will be considered.
edit: The steam games I have are listed here
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
This is what happened the first time I took Ainsley out into the woods.
The number on my caller ID looked a little familiar, but I get a lot of calls from the 314 area code and I just can’t tell them apart. As soon as I heard her voice on the line, I wished I’d let the call go to voicemail.
“Hi, Jack, it’s Ainsley!” she bubbled. She sounded awful chipper for someone who’d been widowed in a more than gruesome fashion due to what I guess you could call a camping accident.
“Uh, hi,” I answered. Then I thought about how well she’d paid me for the unfortunate outing she’d booked a few weeks before and added, “I can’t give you a refund.”
“Oh, I’m not calling for a refund,” she said. “Far from it, actually. I really appreciate how great you’ve been since those unfortunate events with my late husband.”
“What the hell are you talking about, Ainsley?” I answered. “I ain’t done nothing since those—what did you call them?—‘unfortunate events’ with Hunter.”
“That’s just it,” she said, “I appreciate how you’ve given me space to grieve in my own way.”
“Well, I can promise you that I’m super eager to keep giving you lots and lots of space. I’m kind of afraid of what your grieving would look like up close and personal.”
“Well, that’s just it,” she said. “I fear that my grief compels me to return to the hills where it happened, so to speak. As soon as possible. With my friend Ashley and her husband Joseph.”
“Well, I’m not all that keen on hosting you and Ashley and Joe—“
“Joseph,” Ainsley corrected me. “He hates it when people call him Joe.”
“That makes me even less keen on hosting him,” I told her.
“Are you sure?” Ainsley asked. “We’ll pay double your regular rate. We don’t even need your usual tour. We just want to gather walnuts.”
Of all the things Ainsley could ask for, wanting to come out to pick up walnuts in December was the one I expected least.
“Walnuts!?” I said. “You’re a little late for that. There ain’t many left, and the one’s that are still out there will be hard to find and a little past their prime.”
I could almost hear Ainsley smiling over the phone.
“Are you telling me that if we paid you for the privilege we couldn’t find any walnuts on your spectacular wilderness preserve? Not even if we pay you a thousand dollars a bag for them? That’s on top of your r
... keep reading on reddit ➡Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Good evening everyone. This is not financial advice. Please do your own research.
I want to write this post in good faith as I attempt to challenge and reconsider my own thesis on the company. Perhaps some of you may have done the same since the most recent news published regarding Curtis Solsvig.
Some might ask,
What is it that you exactly do here, Curt?
"Curt has developed deep expertise in rapidly assessing troubled situations, formulating action plans and executing them to preserve and enhance liquidity and enterprise value. This includes revamping operations, cutting costs, making more efficient use of working capital, as well as implementing balance sheet solutions, such as raising new capital, disposition of assets, sale of some or all of the relevant business and restructuring in- or out-of-court. Curt also has also worked on the buy-side as an Operating Partner, rendering him especially sensitive to the needs of entities holding interests in troubled enterprises."
Understandably so, a novel bear thesis has emerged as a result of this change. Companies such as Lily, Borders, Atari, uBiome, Cornerstone Propane, Restoration Hardware, Quiksilver, Ports America, ReachOut Healthcare, and PTC Alliance come to mind, and some of them do not do so in the very best way. Here is a rundown of some of what has happened to these companies.
The Bad
Lily Robotics was a start-up drone company known for its quadcopter camera. They received numerous orders to fulfill and were unable to do so. As a result, they were raided, sued, and ultimately acquired by Mota Group Inc within 6 months of their bankruptcy filing. Curtis Solsvig was brought aboard as part of the bankruptcy filing.
Borders Books was a books company. We know the story. If you do not, see Amazon. The company existed beginning in 1971, but closed its doors in 2009 and beca
... keep reading on reddit ➡Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Hi all 28 (F) I started going to a cardiologist because I had an abnormal ekg at an urgent care. When I went to the cardiologist, I had another abnormal ekg but it said different stuff up top and the doc didn’t seem concerned. He ordered an echo and stress echo. I asked if I should be worried and he mentioned that he wasn’t, it would be a 1 in 10000 chance something was wrong as I am a healthy adult.
I went to get the echo, my heart rate was 110 because I was so nervous and at one point the technician was sighing so I said “is everything ok” and he said “if I told you you’d fly with passing colors would you be able to calm your heart rate” I assumed my heart rate might be making his imaging difficult. He said it looked good before I left.
So I got a call from a nurse the other day that for the echo my heart was pumping normally and my chambers and valves look normal but the interatrial septum was inconclusive and that the doctor wants me to go back to do a bubble echo to see if I have had any defects that I may have had since birth. This sent me into a full on spiral, tears and everything. She mentioned that the doctor was not treating this as an emergency and he just needs to see something more definitive as the photos were inconclusive.
She managed to get me in tomorrow to help me get it over with.
My anxiety is taking over right now, I am so stressed, I am having constant headaches and tension in my neck and back (this is unusual for me) and I’m sure it’s because this is really stressing me out.
Is this all protocol? Am I working myself up for nothing? My mind is going to terrifying places and I’m really scared.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
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When I got home, they were still there.
