I like jokes with a lot of soul in them.
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My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge.

We'll see about that...

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He sold his soul to satan for a fast car

Now he is Faust and furious

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Juan's friends and family always tell him how to live his life, but he's been doing some solitary soul searching

Because it takes Juan to know Juan

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What do Demons store human souls in?

Sufferware

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/QuizzicalQuandary
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What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?

A bae-blade.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SquigglesMcJiggly
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I'm quitting my soul sucking corporate job to be a marine biologist.

I've gotta find some porpoise in my life.

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Death came for my soul today

Thank god I was in the living room when he came

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kennycrab12
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until itโ€™s Bill Withers

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/forest-of-ewood
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Did you know soul singer Bill Withers had a brother called โ€˜Bearโ€™?

He wrote telephone hold music.

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My MIL, rest her soul, asked about my background while I was dating my wife.

I was worried, as I'm a bit of a mutt.

She says she didn't care as long as I didn't have Roman hands or Russian fingers.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/breakone9r
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Whatโ€™s it called when you sell your soul to the Devil to be skinny?

Fausting

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If you know you know
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Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?

They got no soul.

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Iโ€™m a blues musician, so my wife is always saying how soulful I am.

Any chance she gets she will say, โ€œYou are soul.โ€

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Three boys go into a haunted house. One brought a knife, one brought a gun and one brought some cough drops

They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.

Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.

As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.

They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.

Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?

They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.

"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".

They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.

But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.

The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.

And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!

Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?

"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"

In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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[Tribute to the singer/songwriter who passed away today] How do you turn a duck into a soul musician?

Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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Oman! Youโ€™re about to read some terrible stuff.

โ€œI live in Spain without the โ€˜sโ€™โ€.

This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.

Itโ€™s about to Bahrain jokes without the โ€œBahโ€.

  1. I have a double China without the โ€œaโ€.

  2. Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the โ€œanโ€.

  3. Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.

  4. You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the โ€œJโ€.

  5. You probably canโ€™t Kuwait to stop reading these without the โ€œKuโ€.

  6. Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.

  7. As youโ€™ve probably guessed, I donโ€™t even have one Nepal without the โ€œNeโ€.

All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?

I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the โ€œDenโ€, of course.

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What do you call an old ghost?

A boo-mer (also tell me if this joke has been done before)

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I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.

Now I want my Nickelback.

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Soul
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What's the heaviest part of your body?

Your skele-ton!

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Just a soul

My friend was so obsessed with a ghost girl that people started assuming he's falling for her. So I asked him about the situation to which he responded by saying: "It's nothing serious. She's just a soul, mate"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Plata_y_Plomo
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I use my Kia Soul as a chicken coop.

I call it my hatchback.

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Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.

I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan

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How does a redhead apply a bandaid?

Gingerly.

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Some American BBQ is considered soul food, whereas some Korean BBQ would be...

Seoul Food

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/evilone17
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I was wondering why Popeye keeps scratching himself at Soul Cycle...

Turns out he has a lot of spin itch...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/changhaobyu
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What happened when the girl didnโ€™t pay her exorcist

Her soul got repossessed

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Bless my soul!
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Volemort splits his soul and puts part of it into a prostitute

Now he has a new whorecrux

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A lot of things are bad for your soul, but the worst of all?

Running

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What can you get for $100 at the "Queen of Soul" Christmas store?

A wreath a Franklin

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/1sneakymidget
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Losing my soul.

I was at a funeral a couple weeks ago. We went to church then the reception. Sitting next to my mom, brother and a couple aunts and uncles, I turned to my mom and told her, "I felt like I was losing my soul in church." I received a few astonished looks when my mom asked, "why would you say that?" I picked up my foot and showed her the sole of my shoe coming off.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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I bought a puppy from a blacksmith earlier

Right away when we got home he made a bolt for the door.

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censorship
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Everyone knows that Old King Cole was a merry old soul, but few know about his mandate that all his subjects had to eat cabbage and mayonnaise

It was Cole's Law.

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I guess souls are made of

" souluble " materials.

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Okay... I'm not saying, that gingers don't have a soul...

I'm just saying... The dementors never went for Ron Weasley.

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โ€œA Tale of Lost Soulsโ€
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.

(A tribute to Bill - RIP)

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How do you make a duck sing soul?

Put it in the microwave until itโ€™s Bill Withers.

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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer ?

Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Cook it till it's Bill Withers

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