A list of puns related to "Souled"
We'll see about that...
Now he is Faust and furious
Because it takes Juan to know Juan
Sufferware
A bae-blade.
I've gotta find some porpoise in my life.
Thank god I was in the living room when he came
Put it in the microwave until itโs Bill Withers
He wrote telephone hold music.
I was worried, as I'm a bit of a mutt.
She says she didn't care as long as I didn't have Roman hands or Russian fingers.
Fausting
They got no soul.
Any chance she gets she will say, โYou are soul.โ
They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.
Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.
As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.
They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.
Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?
They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.
"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".
They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.
But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.
The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.
And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!
Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?
"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"
In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and
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โI live in Spain without the โsโโ.
This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.
Itโs about to Bahrain jokes without the โBahโ.
I have a double China without the โaโ.
Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the โanโ.
Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.
You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the โJโ.
You probably canโt Kuwait to stop reading these without the โKuโ.
Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.
As youโve probably guessed, I donโt even have one Nepal without the โNeโ.
All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?
I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the โDenโ, of course.
A boo-mer (also tell me if this joke has been done before)
Now I want my Nickelback.
Your skele-ton!
My friend was so obsessed with a ghost girl that people started assuming he's falling for her. So I asked him about the situation to which he responded by saying: "It's nothing serious. She's just a soul, mate"
I call it my hatchback.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
Gingerly.
Seoul Food
Turns out he has a lot of spin itch...
Her soul got repossessed
Now he has a new whorecrux
Running
A wreath a Franklin
I was at a funeral a couple weeks ago. We went to church then the reception. Sitting next to my mom, brother and a couple aunts and uncles, I turned to my mom and told her, "I felt like I was losing my soul in church." I received a few astonished looks when my mom asked, "why would you say that?" I picked up my foot and showed her the sole of my shoe coming off.
He sold his soul to Santa.
Right away when we got home he made a bolt for the door.
It was Cole's Law.
" souluble " materials.
I'm just saying... The dementors never went for Ron Weasley.
Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.
(A tribute to Bill - RIP)
Put it in the microwave until itโs Bill Withers.
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers
Cook it till it's Bill Withers
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