Snowball Puns

A list of puns related to "Snowball"

My wife is really mad at me for throwing a snowball at my son.

On top of it, I’m banned permanently from the maternity ward.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Snowballs differentiating snow-man from snow-woman.. But the kid didn't carrot all!
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👤︎ u/Stha118
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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I was hit in the face by a Snowball...

I was Knocked out cold.

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👤︎ u/SonEf_Adam
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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What do you have if you have a snowball in your right and a snowball in your left hand?

Frosty's full and undivided attention!

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👤︎ u/BeerBearBar
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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These darn snowballs hit really hard imgur.com/dkxy8Cj
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👤︎ u/hpar1
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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Today in Wal-Mart, my dad picked up a package of Hostess Snowballs

"Somewhere, a snowman is singing soprano..."

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👤︎ u/souwant2bcliche
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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What's the difference between snow-men and snow-women?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/Piano_Trombone_Guy
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snowballs.

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👤︎ u/VictorHelios1
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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How can you tell snowmen from snowwomen?

Check for snowballs.

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👤︎ u/flrgx
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Whats the difference between snowman and snowladies???

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/BrazilianBagel
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call a snowman party?

A snowball

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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What do Eskimos get when they sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids.

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👤︎ u/siphodeus
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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So a group of nuns is golfing near some men

A man swings his club and fails to hit the ball.

Man: God damnit, I missed.

A nun shakes her head in disapproval. The man swings again and misses yet again

Man: Damnit, I missed again!

Nun: Sir, if you keep on swearing like that, you're gonna go to hell.

The man then laughs and dismisses the nun's comment. He makes one more attempt at hitting the ball, but to no avail.

Man: God fucking damnit!

The sky then goes dark, a lightning bolt strikes the nun, and you can hear a thundery voice say, "God damnit, I missed."

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👤︎ u/FroYo10101
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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What is the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman?

Snowballs.

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👤︎ u/Cogust
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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Money joke

At the snowball stand they had a sign that said no bills larger than 20. My Dad pulls out a $100 bill and a $20 dollar bill and compares them in size and argues. Needless to say, she didn’t budge, I laughed though

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👤︎ u/YourNormal3200Runner
📅︎ May 04 2019
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We were talking about a broken window.

My friend broke a window when throwing a snowball and accidentally hit it.

I said 'that must've been a pain to fix'

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👤︎ u/NoodleMe
📅︎ Jul 10 2015
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My wife is mad at me for throwing a snowball at my son.

On top of it, I’m permanently banned from the maternity ward.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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My wife is furious at me for throwing a snowball at my son.

On top of it, I’m also banned from the maternity ward.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 06 2018
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/TheNoobieLoser
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/_joshi_
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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What is the difference between and snow man and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/Cycloneozgirl
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/bishboshTV
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/memerman09
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/Billy35365
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

The snowballs.

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👤︎ u/Pforzheim2005
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

The snowballs!

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👤︎ u/BlueWarrior347
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen?

Snowballs.

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👤︎ u/oSocialPeanut
📅︎ May 01 2020
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What’s the difference from snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/jackiswag
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/Aquilax420
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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How can you tell snowmen apart from snow women?

The snowballs.

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👤︎ u/RusuMatei07
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/robindc_93
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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Whats the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/csgo_Kriptonas
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?

The snowballs

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👤︎ u/x_fudge_x
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/Kravven_
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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What is the difference between snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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👤︎ u/MagnusCreske
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/toughshitman
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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What is the difference between SnowMan and SnowWoman?

Snowballs.

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👤︎ u/MysticFoxer
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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What’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/uthman11
📅︎ May 31 2019
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What’s the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/Arch3typ3_
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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What’s the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/WebWheat
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/Th3MomOfTwo
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs!

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👤︎ u/Succ_4_V-Buck
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/TheDankHoo
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/troyjh
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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