Yawndré 3000
A bulldozer.
OniYawn 🧅 🥱
A car.
The Nap-kin.
Everest
He was Biden his time.
When you're in the army there's only one thing that can knock you out cold. That's when you dress up in all camouflage and run a full mile. We call that Chamomile.
... and now Pluto.
We are both laying on her bed when she tells me "you took all my sheets"
I responded "I don't give a sheet" The disappointment on her face was priceless
My son woke me up early Saturday to show me a picture he’d drawn of a cross.
Me (half asleep): Awesome job! Looks great.
Son: Thanks! It’s not just a cross, you know...
Me: Is it also down?
His confusion and delayed groan was music to my ears as I fell back to sleep.
Dad: "What's that chemical in turkey that makes you sleepy, again?"
Me: "L-Tryptophan"
Dad: "El what? I didn't ask for the Spanish word for it."
Because there two tired!
My father says then when ever he's tired.
