What’s blue and not heavy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SximplyAJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2019
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My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives...

I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2017
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GF moved into a new apartment.

Turns out that there's trains that are pretty prominent at night. Was sitting at work when I get the text informing me:

Her: "So, turns out that there's trains at night around here.."

Me: "Well, guess you'll just have to try sleeping, you got work in the morning."

10 min later

Her: "Another one.. Wooo!"

Me: "Choo* trains go choo."

Her: "... I'm going to bed."

I thought it was clever.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/citrus_monkeybutts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2015
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