A simple pun sparked a beautiful thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerlinhammy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrscottib23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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My wife keeps calling me a simple machine.

I think I might leaver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverStormer3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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When a simple "Bye!” just doesn't cut it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPunSocks
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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With the onset of age, I'm forgetting really simple things, like the fact that cheese is made from milk.

Previously it would've a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Simple OC Punny video I made. Hope you enjoy v.redd.it/n7exd07afz841
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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_andrew_a
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I proclaimed to my wife that the world does not revolve around our little girl. Perturbed, she shot back, "Why on Earth would you ever say that!?" I explained, "Well, it's really quite simple you see, she's our daughter..."

"...not our Sun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if any of this sub's top ten jokes met this standard

But no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harambememes69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Simple Bob walks into a bar and says, Hey everybody...I got a job.

A barfly yells back at him...How is it something so stupid can get a job? Aren't you stupid?

Simple Bob smiles and says, No because if it's stupid and it works...It ain't stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I've created a simple and cheap period tracker

There it is -> .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JawnsDoesReddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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simple yet so powerful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockynoriega36
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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A good pun plane and simple
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πŸ‘€︎ u/th3_brendawg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Simple, but still good
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainRogers1226
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Every kind of clickbait does these simple things:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davilopy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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A monastery decided to liven up their old clothes by tie-dying them, but the fabric became stiff and uncomfortable. When the Abbott asked a sister to explain, she gave a simple reply:

"Old habits dye hard".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tqtshesays
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Most people have 32 teeth and some have 6, it's simple meth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I just got fired from a job at a convention center explaining in simple terms to businesses why they should come demo their products at our conventions.

It's my exposition exposition ex-position.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyamxi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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How to Fall down the Stairs: A Simple How-To

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Step 6

Step 12

Step 20

And that concludes my simple how-to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creightongw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I gave my son a simple job: nail down the floorboards.

He screwed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobblecloth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Ladies! Destroy the patriarchy with this one simple trick!

Next time a man tells you to make him a sandwich, just say "Poof! You're a sandwich!"

Patriarchy can only be destroyed with dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogerStormzy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Which simple machine can catch a thief?

Pulleys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PraBatCatMan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Here’s a simple guide on how to ride an escalator.

Step 1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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saw this simple beauty on the interstate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porpois
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Yesterday, my son explained to me in very simple terms that I am an adult but he isn't...

I kid you not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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One time, someone told me they were cold, the solution was simple.

I told them to go to the corner of the room cuz it is 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnchantedAdam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Brief and Simple [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_Batman_too
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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How can a simple spelling mistake lead to a lost pregnancy?

Pregnot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Simple but effective pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peptobizmul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Russian Dolls are simple.

Get one, and Putin the other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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I read about one famous detective. Man was always catching criminals by simple luck. Either he would just luckily stumble across damning evidence or luckily catch the criminal in the act.

I think his name was Sheer luck Holmes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clahws
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Simple Math

If I had 50 cents for every failed math test I every took, I would have like $ 6.30 by now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunnagL
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Looking at fruit, short but simple

My girlfriend and I were looking at fruit in the supermarket, and while I wasn't looking, she said: "oh look, they have pears"

Me: "pears of what?" ;)

Her: "You think you're so funny"

He. He. He.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crew1701
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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A simple spelling mistake brings out the best of Reddit.

Ah - the good ol' Mazda meowta

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/9sgqbx/car_vs_dragons/e8oni93?utm_source=reddit-android

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PJozi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Learning a a different alphabet is simple

Why, it’s as easy as ZQC!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisvskris
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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I gave the art restoration people very simple instructions

If it ain't baroque, don't fix it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Simple maths imgur.com/a/QqRit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doomphace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2016
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Achieving world peace is simple. Just burn all musical instruments.

Then there will finally be no violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AutoCommenter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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The advantage to simple origami is

Two fold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newaccount1959
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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In Germany, discussing breakfast is as simple as seeing it... ei to ei.

(Punchline: ei = German for egg, and we know how commonplace eggs are at breakfast.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabidLeroy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2015
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The benefits of simple origami are twofold...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasthetanker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Sometimes the best dad jokes are simple

This afternoon...

My wife: Our vacuum cleaner sucks.

Me: Prefect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProudOwner7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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Got my son with a simple dad joke

My son is taking Geometry this year so I ask him.

Dad: What did you do in Geometry today Son: Just Angles Dad: Did you see any you liked? Son: Did I see any what that I like? Angles? Dad: Yeah did you see the Acute ones. Son, wife, and daughter and groan at the same time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimillett
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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Classic, simple, just to reset your pun palette
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bvuut99
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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I bet my dad that in one simple move he wouldn't be my biological father anymore.

He didn't believe me, so I told him to kneel down while I stood on top of him.

"See!" I said

"Um... Sorry, but I'm still your dad", he replied

"Yeah, but now you're my step dad"

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I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if this sub's top ten jokes met this standard.

But no pun in ten did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HAL9000000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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My dad gave me a simple job: nail down the floorboards.

I screwed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobblecloth
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Yesterday, my son explained to me in very simple turns that I am an adult but he isn't...

I kid you not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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